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My sad...and hilarious...confession. *May be tmi for some*

Posted by on Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:13 PM
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I haven't been able to poop for over a week. My tummy hurt so bad yesterday I went and bought laxatives. I was getting this poo baby out one way or another. Then for dinner last night we had Taco Bell. This morning I was eating pancakes that DH made me when I felt a rumbly in my tumbly. I got so excited that I was going to finally get to poop I ran upstairs and ripped my pants off, after all this was a big event and I needed my freedom. I sat down on the toilet and nothing happened. Then I got the violent urge to throw up so I turned around and started vomiting. I started spewing liquid sh*t all over the floor at the same time. When I was all done I started busting up laughing. DH came upstairs and saw the mess. He just looked at me and said, "And you complain when I miss the toilet." LOL!


ETA*

And I never thought I would have to utter this phrase.

I did not shit out of my mouth. I vomitted out of my mouth and shit out of my ass. Holy cow...LMAO!!!!

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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:15 PM
Eeeeewwwwwwwwww, but glad you feel better?
-JC-
by Gold Member on Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:15 PM
Uh.....
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DieselsMom
by Gold Member on Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:16 PM

That's hot!

Aslen
by Ruby Member on Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:16 PM
Omg lmao.... Had it coming from both ends eh?
Better you than me
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tinnaa2000
by Bronze Member on Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:16 PM

lol

Mrs.Torres2566
by Mrs.T on Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:17 PM

I know. It's disgusting but I can't stop laughing about it.

Quoting DieselsMom:

That's hot!


lovehimforever
by Gold Member on Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:17 PM
Lol
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:18 PM
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You need to go to the dr! Sounds like you may have a bowel obstructon. Vomiting shit is not normal.
annas_momma
by Platinum Member on Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:18 PM
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Lmfao!!!!

I had a similar experience a few weeks ago, but instead I shit my pants in the car on my way back home. Thank god I was in the car and not in the store though
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angevil53
by on Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:18 PM
Goodness. Hope you get to poop soon. I went over two weeks with my son. After i had him the glory hit in a few hours. I got double relief.
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