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My sad...and hilarious...confession. *May be tmi for some*

I haven't been able to poop for over a week. My tummy hurt so bad yesterday I went and bought laxatives. I was getting this poo baby out one way or another. Then for dinner last night we had Taco Bell. This morning I was eating pancakes that DH made me when I felt a rumbly in my tumbly. I got so excited that I was going to finally get to poop I ran upstairs and ripped my pants off, after all this was a big event and I needed my freedom. I sat down on the toilet and nothing happened. Then I got the violent urge to throw up so I turned around and started vomiting. I started spewing liquid sh*t all over the floor at the same time. When I was all done I started busting up laughing. DH came upstairs and saw the mess. He just looked at me and said, "And you complain when I miss the toilet." LOL!


ETA*

And I never thought I would have to utter this phrase.

I did not shit out of my mouth. I vomitted out of my mouth and shit out of my ass. Holy cow...LMAO!!!!

by on Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:13 PM
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Mrs.Torres2566
by Mrs.T on Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:18 PM

LOL, me too.

Quoting Anonymous:

Eeeeewwwwwwwwww, but glad you feel better?


angevil53
by Platinum Member on Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:19 PM
Oh gawd dh sharted in Walmart. Then i got the wrong cheese. Omg he was so mad when the went back and got it for me. He was like really lady...cheese.


Quoting annas_momma:

Lmfao!!!!



I had a similar experience a few weeks ago, but instead I shit my pants in the car on my way back home. Thank god I was in the car and not in the store though

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brittney28
by Brittney on Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:19 PM
Lol
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Mrs.Torres2566
by Mrs.T on Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:19 PM

LMAO! What? I vomited out of my mouth and shit out of my ass...

Quoting Anonymous:

You need to go to the dr! Sounds like you may have a bowel obstructon. Vomiting shit is not normal.


Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:19 PM
Omg!!! :D
got2monsters
by Ruby Member on Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:19 PM
i think she was vomiting in the toilet, and spewing liquid shit on the floor behind her.


Quoting Anonymous:

You need to go to the dr! Sounds like you may have a bowel obstructon. Vomiting shit is not normal.

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annas_momma
by Platinum Member on Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:20 PM
Bahahaha!!!

Quoting angevil53:

Oh gawd dh sharted in Walmart. Then i got the wrong cheese. Omg he was so mad when the went back and got it for me. He was like really lady...cheese.




Quoting annas_momma:

Lmfao!!!!





I had a similar experience a few weeks ago, but instead I shit my pants in the car on my way back home. Thank god I was in the car and not in the store though

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Jacqalyn
by Gold Member on Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:20 PM
LOL, and Gross!
bustybee
by Buzz Lightyear on Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:20 PM
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lol, at least the poo baby vacated the premises

GhettoKoolAide
by Lighthouse Blues on Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:20 PM
Prune juice honey child prune juice.

Before you ever get to this point again, lol
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