My sad...and hilarious...confession. *May be tmi for some*
I haven't been able to poop for over a week. My tummy hurt so bad yesterday I went and bought laxatives. I was getting this poo baby out one way or another. Then for dinner last night we had Taco Bell. This morning I was eating pancakes that DH made me when I felt a rumbly in my tumbly. I got so excited that I was going to finally get to poop I ran upstairs and ripped my pants off, after all this was a big event and I needed my freedom. I sat down on the toilet and nothing happened. Then I got the violent urge to throw up so I turned around and started vomiting. I started spewing liquid sh*t all over the floor at the same time. When I was all done I started busting up laughing. DH came upstairs and saw the mess. He just looked at me and said, "And you complain when I miss the toilet." LOL!
ETA*
And I never thought I would have to utter this phrase.
I did not shit out of my mouth. I vomitted out of my mouth and shit out of my ass. Holy cow...LMAO!!!!
LOL at "the glory".
Quoting angevil53:
Goodness. Hope you get to poop soon. I went over two weeks with my son. After i had him the glory hit in a few hours. I got double relief.
Quoting Anonymous:
You need to go to the dr! Sounds like you may have a bowel obstructon. Vomiting shit is not normal.
next time that happenes drink some brandy, gives me the runs every time.
I own my shit...lol see what I did there?
Quoting LucyHourglass:not even anon, you're brave!
Quoting Anonymous:
You need to go to the dr! Sounds like you may have a bowel obstructon. Vomiting shit is not normal.
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on Jan. 24, 2013 at 8:13 PM