If you and your DH/SO were negotiating a Sheldon Cooper style relationship agreement...

[Babujai]

What would you put in? What would your DH/SO put in?

I would insist on DH trying at least one new food a month. I get tired of going to the same old restaurants because he's so set against trying anything new.

I'm sure he'd want to set a required number of sexual experiences per week. What that number might be, I'm almost afraid to guess.

[AdryF]

Lol, hmmm mine would be sex at least 5 times a week, and for him not to sit in my spot or sleep in the middle of the bed!! Lmao idk about his though. :p

[Mamabear010]

None, someone who needs a relationship agreement is waaaaay to high maintenance for me. I doubt we'd be together long enough to need one. =P

[Babujai]

No need to be so serious. It's supposed to be a fun post.

Quoting Mamabear010:

None, someone who needs a relationship agreement is waaaaay to high maintenance for me. I doubt we'd be together long enough to need one. =P

[haydsmom2007]

I have no idea what that means

[Mommy2justone]

Lol..
Thermostat at 72. Don't touch it.

[Anonymous]

He'd make me be more open and adventurous sexually. And keep my butt on my side of the bed at night, instead of on him making him all sweaty.

I'd make the rule that he can only spend his budgeted amount--not just debiting more money out when his runs out. And that he has to snuggle my  butt every night! lol!

[Sammybby09]

That he tries veggies cooked different ways and tries new food. He's so picky and refuses almost any veggie

[Babujai]

It's a Big Bang Theory (the show, not the scientific theory) thing.

Quoting haydsmom2007:

I have no idea what that means

[Dee0886]

lmao you sound like my dad

Quoting Mommy2justone:

Lol..
Thermostat at 72. Don't touch it.

[Anonymous]

If you snore, do not react when I put a pillow over your head.

I am not liable for placing a pillow over your face when you do snore.

There are 2 bodily functions allowed in the bedroom.
1) Sleep
2) Sex.
Outside of that remit, the functions shall be contained in the bathroom.

Foreplay:

Waving your penis around like a windmill does not constitute foreplay

Nor does 'shake your money maker'

Nor does trying to move like Magic Mike when you have belly that wiggles more than a Turkish Belly dancer

Nor does twiddling with my nipples as if you are tuning in a radio to catch the weather forecast in Tokyo

Contract can be amended at any time by me.