How many of these phrases have you said?

[armywifey26]

TOP 15 RIDICULOUS PHRASES FROM A MOTHER'S MOUTH: 

1. The next person to say “Mommy” is grounded. Forever.

2. Is that poop?

3. Did you poop?

4. That’s enough, stop touching your wienie.

5. It’s in your toy basket. Did you look behind it? Well I don’t know where it          is, look for it!!

6. I don’t need to shower today, I showered yesterday.  Wait, did I?

7. What’s in your mouth?  Open it.  OPEN IT!

8. I said STOP. LICKING. THAT.

9. Oh, sweet Jesus … please help me get to nap time … Jesus, Jesus, Jesus

10. Why are you naked?

11. Don’t touch mommy’s boobs in public.

12. No, you can’t wear your princess costume to the grocery store.  Ok fine,          just hurry up!

13. Can I please, PLEASE, poop in peace?

14. Relax, you’re fine … oh wow, sorry, that’s really bleeding …

15. Okay, what am I doing?

[armywifey26]

[Heatherw1969]

lol many

[SpnFulOfSugar]

Everyone many times

[Anonymous]

8 in the past 11 months lol

[littlesippycup]

2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 9. 10. 11. 14. 15.

lol

[maria1613]

I've said 10 of those. The things you say as a parent

[smurfbitebug]

 wow. nearly all of them. I did take a shower today though :) lol I also just took a sticker out of DD's mouth, though... so...

[LovelyMommy24]

LMAO! 11.

[skittlefart]

2, 3, 9, 15

[Anonymous]

I have said them all. Including get your hand out of my shirt, stop slapping my butt, get off my leg, stop laying on the dog, why did you just spit on the floor, and many many more.