TOP 15 RIDICULOUS PHRASES FROM A MOTHER'S MOUTH:
1. The next person to say ‚ÄúMommy‚ÄĚ is grounded. Forever.
2. Is that poop?
3. Did you poop?
4. That‚Äôs enough, stop touching your wienie.
5. It‚Äôs in your toy basket. Did you look behind it? Well I don‚Äôt know where it is, look for it!!
6. I don‚Äôt need to shower today, I showered yesterday. Wait, did I?
7. What‚Äôs in your mouth? Open it. OPEN IT!
8. I said STOP. LICKING. THAT.
9. Oh, sweet Jesus ‚Ä¶ please help me get to nap time ‚Ä¶ Jesus, Jesus, Jesus
10. Why are you naked?
11. Don‚Äôt touch mommy‚Äôs boobs in public.
12. No, you can‚Äôt wear your princess costume to the grocery store. Ok fine, just hurry up!
13. Can I please, PLEASE, poop in peace?
14. Relax, you‚Äôre fine ‚Ä¶ oh wow, sorry, that‚Äôs really bleeding ‚Ä¶
15. Okay, what am I doing?
on Jan. 26, 2013 at 4:36 PM