TOP 15 RIDICULOUS PHRASES FROM A MOTHER'S MOUTH:
1. The next person to say â€śMommyâ€ť is grounded. Forever.
2. Is that poop?
3. Did you poop?
4. Thatâ€™s enough, stop touching your wienie.
5. Itâ€™s in your toy basket. Did you look behind it? Well I donâ€™t know where it is, look for it!!
6. I donâ€™t need to shower today, I showered yesterday. Wait, did I?
7. Whatâ€™s in your mouth? Open it. OPEN IT!
8. I said STOP. LICKING. THAT.
9. Oh, sweet Jesus â€¦ please help me get to nap time â€¦ Jesus, Jesus, Jesus
10. Why are you naked?
11. Donâ€™t touch mommyâ€™s boobs in public.
12. No, you canâ€™t wear your princess costume to the grocery store. Ok fine, just hurry up!
13. Can I please, PLEASE, poop in peace?
14. Relax, youâ€™re fine â€¦ oh wow, sorry, thatâ€™s really bleeding â€¦
15. Okay, what am I doing?
on Jan. 26, 2013 at 4:36 PM