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How many of these phrases have you said?

Posted by on Jan. 26, 2013 at 4:36 PM
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TOP 15 RIDICULOUS PHRASES FROM A MOTHER'S MOUTH: 

1. The next person to say “Mommy” is grounded. Forever.

2. Is that poop?

3. Did you poop?

4. That’s enough, stop touching your wienie.

5. It’s in your toy basket. Did you look behind it? Well I don’t know where it          is, look for it!!

6. I don’t need to shower today, I showered yesterday.  Wait, did I?

7. What’s in your mouth?  Open it.  OPEN IT!

8. I said STOP. LICKING. THAT.

9. Oh, sweet Jesus … please help me get to nap time … Jesus, Jesus, Jesus

10. Why are you naked?

11. Don’t touch mommy’s boobs in public.

12. No, you can’t wear your princess costume to the grocery store.  Ok fine,          just hurry up!

13. Can I please, PLEASE, poop in peace?

14. Relax, you’re fine … oh wow, sorry, that’s really bleeding …

15. Okay, what am I doing?

by on Jan. 26, 2013 at 4:36 PM
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armywifey26
by Krissy on Jan. 26, 2013 at 4:40 PM

Heatherw1969
by on Jan. 26, 2013 at 4:40 PM

lol many

SpnFulOfSugar
by Emerald Member on Jan. 26, 2013 at 4:41 PM
Everyone many times
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Jan. 26, 2013 at 4:41 PM
8 in the past 11 months lol
littlesippycup
by Ruby Member on Jan. 26, 2013 at 4:42 PM

2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 9. 10. 11. 14. 15.


lol

maria1613
by on Jan. 26, 2013 at 4:42 PM
I've said 10 of those. The things you say as a parent
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smurfbitebug
by on Jan. 26, 2013 at 4:43 PM

 wow. nearly all of them. I did take a shower today though :) lol I also just took a sticker out of DD's mouth, though... so...

LovelyMommy24
by on Jan. 26, 2013 at 4:43 PM

LMAO! 11.

skittlefart
by on Jan. 26, 2013 at 4:44 PM

2, 3, 9, 15

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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Jan. 26, 2013 at 4:44 PM
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I have said them all. Including get your hand out of my shirt, stop slapping my butt, get off my leg, stop laying on the dog, why did you just spit on the floor, and many many more.
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