I confess... I turned our bubble bath into a jacuzzi. :/
Yup. Mama farted in the tub. Worst part.. I had my 1 month old in my lap with me in the tub. He has an upset tummy, I suspect colic or reflux. So I was in a bubble bath with him, had lavender baby soap as the bubbles and I just held him and bathed him...
It was great till out of nowhere, I farted. Not a cute girl fart either.. A nice long bubbly fart. Poor kid was scared witless. He screamed and looked at me like "what did you do mama!!" Dh picked him up and he kept looking at me like I was scary.
Poor kid.. I should get him a therapist soon. Being in the bath and having me fart.. It's just too much! He'll grow up a hoodlum now
It was great till out of nowhere, I farted. Not a cute girl fart either.. A nice long bubbly fart. Poor kid was scared witless. He screamed and looked at me like "what did you do mama!!" Dh picked him up and he kept looking at me like I was scary.
Poor kid.. I should get him a therapist soon. Being in the bath and having me fart.. It's just too much! He'll grow up a hoodlum now
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on Jan. 26, 2013 at 10:30 PM
Lol prolly a canibal knowing my luck. Not just a serial killer but one who eats people too!
At least he's young enough to not remember it later
At least he's young enough to not remember it later
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S/o What would you do if you found out your 17yo had sex?
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