"Get your hands out of the toilet!" Now what's something you thought you never had to say to your kids?
"Don't play with your penis at the dinner table".
Don't lick your sister.
Why are you licking that? (In reference to my DD6 licking her entire arms and hands repeatedly like appendage lollipops) : /
Put Baby Jesus Down!!!
We do not put bananas in our shoes.
You better not have a snake in my house. And later when I got home...Ahhh hell get that snake out of my house NOW!!
"Don't eat that poop!"
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