"Get your hands out of the toilet!" Now what's something you thought you never had to say to your kids?
The sidewalk is not a smorgasboard. Now spit out that gum.
Stop pouring soy sauce on your sister. She doesn't like it.
yeah my DS has a fetish for throwing things in ours...
Quoting norwgnwood:"Get your finger out of your butt hole!"
I've had to say: We don't touch each other's buttholes (Dd6 and Dd3), That's your own personal butthole. o0
Unwanted apples go in the trash can. NOT the toilet. That plumber cost me 300 dollars.
The Pastor's wife does NOT have fleas. Stop pretending she does. It embarrasses her.
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