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Something I never thought I'd have to say,

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"Get your hands out of the toilet!" Now what's something you thought you never had to say to your kids?

Posted by Anonymous on Jan. 26, 2013 at 11:12 PM
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norwgnwood
by Platinum Member on Jan. 26, 2013 at 11:14 PM
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"Get your butt off your sister's head!"
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Jan. 26, 2013 at 11:14 PM
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The sidewalk is not a smorgasboard. Now spit out that gum.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Jan. 26, 2013 at 11:15 PM
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Stop pouring soy sauce on your sister. She doesn't like it.

SadeAyosmom
by on Jan. 26, 2013 at 11:15 PM


yeah my DS has a fetish for throwing things in ours...

RLT2
by on Jan. 26, 2013 at 11:15 PM
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Quoting norwgnwood:

"Get your finger out of your butt hole!"


 I've had to say: We don't touch each other's buttholes (Dd6 and Dd3), That's your own personal butthole. o0

Hyman
by Silver Member on Jan. 26, 2013 at 11:15 PM
OMG there's poop in your hair, lets go wash it.

Lol.

My 17 mo old is 90% potty trained but still too little to got to his potty on his own, so if I miss it than he will try to go still.
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momof2891
by Gold Member on Jan. 26, 2013 at 11:16 PM
Stop pulling your wee-wee! You're gonna pull it off if you keep doing that!

The latest one: Stop licking your sister's foot! You're not a puppy dog!
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Jan. 26, 2013 at 11:16 PM

Unwanted apples go in the trash can. NOT the toilet. That plumber cost me 300 dollars.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Jan. 26, 2013 at 11:17 PM
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"Don't lick the sidewalk"
"Get your tongue out of her ear!"
"Spit out that rock right this second"
"Don't stick the pasta up your nose"

All said tonight to my dd2. It's been a fun evening -_-
Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Jan. 26, 2013 at 11:17 PM
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The Pastor's wife does NOT have fleas. Stop pretending she does. It embarrasses her.

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