I believe to be pregnant with a lion [THE TWINS ARE HERE! TROLLCAT]

[Anonymous]

I recently discovered i was pregnant, i found out i was pregnant by having tests done for a urintary tract infection. The medicine they gave me for the UTI makes your urine turn orange, so the day after finding out i was preggo i had orange urine AND now my tummy keeps growling at me. Thats a pretty good sign to me.

I believe i am pregnant with a lion. I am not fit to be a mother to a lion.

I would like to give up Timon the Lion for adoption, but when i contacted New Beginings adoption agency, they were very racist towards Timon and i refuse to work with such racist assholes. They said i should contact a zoo, and made it sound like Timon was some kind of wild rabid animal, instead of my loving son.

Does anybody have any advice on where to find perspective adoptive parents who are open to children of other colors?

What should i be eating? I want Timon to be a healthy lion.

I have looked into lion pregnancies and they are pregnant for 110 days. 

I am 2 months pregnant, which is 60 days so i don't have much longer to go. 

I have been thinking about sticking to a meat diet, and for some odd reason i have been getting cravings for gummy bears and the neighbors cat. I believe Timon is trying to express himself, however as a grown lady i would look beyond stupid to go chase a cat or pounce on a gummy bear. 

If i give Timon up for adoption, would i be able to keep his name as Timon? I got it from Lion King.

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_long_are_lions_pregnant

Timon and Tamale were born at 7pm mountain time. Exactly 59 minutes ago

Timon looks like one bad ass motha f'ing liion! He has a penis.

No, not matter how much you beg me i will not post a photo of his lion penis.

Tamale looks more like a innocent lion, the kind you want to bake for thanksgiving dinner. But don't demasculine her, shes still a bad ass lion

Timon TrollCat Freakshoe (Named after his father, TrollCat)

and 

Tamale Hot Freakshoe (Hot Tamale, cause her dadda TrollCat one sexy ass hot tamale!)

[RLT2]

I neuter them all, lions and humans! : D

[JBiiirdD]

Try Barnum & Bailey.


Oh wait...

[Anonymous]

Did you have sex with a lion recently?

[Anonymous - Original Poster]

No but i was masterbating to lion king when i conceived timone

Quoting Anonymous:

Did you have sex with a lion recently?

[PitbullPrincess]

In the jungle , the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight..

aweemaway aweemaway..

Dammit. I won't get that out of my head for days now...

[TrouserMouse]

I had a dream that I gave birth to a teeny, tiny horse last night. It fit in the palm of my hand.

I consider birthing different species a special gift. You should embrace it.

[Mocking.Jay]

Lmao this is why I love it in here. This shit. I like it.

[Anonymous]

Ah i see this is kind of like that white woman married to a white man in the military who had a black baby because she was masturbating to a porn with a black man in it. Gotcha.

[Anonymous]

Are you the one who said she was pregnant with puppies?

[Anonymous]

Are you on meth?