Join the Meeting Place for Moms!
Talk to other moms, share advice, and have fun!

(minimum 6 characters)

Mom Confessions Mom Confessions

I believe to be pregnant with a lion [THE TWINS ARE HERE! TROLLCAT] *2014 update

Posted by Anonymous   + Show Post

I recently discovered i was pregnant, i found out i was pregnant by having tests done for a urintary tract infection. The medicine they gave me for the UTI makes your urine turn orange, so the day after finding out i was preggo i had orange urine AND now my tummy keeps growling at me. Thats a pretty good sign to me.

I believe i am pregnant with a lion. I am not fit to be a mother to a lion.

I would like to give up Timon the Lion for adoption, but when i contacted New Beginings adoption agency, they were very racist towards Timon and i refuse to work with such racist assholes. They said i should contact a zoo, and made it sound like Timon was some kind of wild rabid animal, instead of my loving son.

Does anybody have any advice on where to find perspective adoptive parents who are open to children of other colors?

What should i be eating? I want Timon to be a healthy lion.

I have looked into lion pregnancies and they are pregnant for 110 days. 

I am 2 months pregnant, which is 60 days so i don't have much longer to go. 

I have been thinking about sticking to a meat diet, and for some odd reason i have been getting cravings for gummy bears and the neighbors cat. I believe Timon is trying to express himself, however as a grown lady i would look beyond stupid to go chase a cat or pounce on a gummy bear. 

If i give Timon up for adoption, would i be able to keep his name as Timon? I got it from Lion King.


http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_long_are_lions_pregnant




Timon and Tamale were born at 7pm mountain time. Exactly 59 minutes ago

Timon looks like one bad ass motha f'ing liion! He has a penis.

No, not matter how much you beg me i will not post a photo of his lion penis.

Tamale looks more like a innocent lion, the kind you want to bake for thanksgiving dinner. But don't demasculine her, shes still a bad ass lion


Timon TrollCat Freakshoe (Named after his father, TrollCat)

and 

Tamale Hot Freakshoe (Hot Tamale, cause her dadda TrollCat one sexy ass hot tamale!)


The twins are now 1! Like ohmygod!

This is Timon

and this is Tamale

You are all invited to their first birthday! 

The menu is fried kitten toes and banana custard.

We ask that you each donate 1 child to help with the cost of feeding the lion babies. 

Posted by Anonymous on Jan. 28, 2013 at 12:53 AM
Replies (31-40):
RLT2
by on Jan. 28, 2013 at 1:18 AM

I neuter them all, lions and humans! : D

JBiiirdD
by No Day but Today on Jan. 28, 2013 at 1:23 AM
Try Barnum & Bailey.


Oh wait...
Posted on the NEW CafeMom Mobile
Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jan. 28, 2013 at 1:26 AM

Did you have sex with a lion recently?

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Jan. 28, 2013 at 1:28 AM
No but i was masterbating to lion king when i conceived timone

Quoting Anonymous:

Did you have sex with a lion recently?

PitbullPrincess
by Woof on Jan. 28, 2013 at 1:29 AM
2 moms liked this

In the jungle , the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight..

aweemaway aweemaway..

Dammit. I won't get that out of my head for days now...

TrouserMouse
by on Jan. 28, 2013 at 1:29 AM
I had a dream that I gave birth to a teeny, tiny horse last night. It fit in the palm of my hand.

I consider birthing different species a special gift. You should embrace it.
Posted on the NEW CafeMom Mobile
Mocking.Jay
by Gold Member on Jan. 28, 2013 at 1:30 AM
Lmao this is why I love it in here. This shit. I like it.
Posted on the NEW CafeMom Mobile
Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jan. 28, 2013 at 1:30 AM

Ah i see this is kind of like that white woman married to a white man in the military who had a black baby because she was masturbating to a porn with a black man in it. Gotcha.

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jan. 28, 2013 at 1:32 AM
Are you the one who said she was pregnant with puppies?
Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jan. 28, 2013 at 1:34 AM

Are you on meth?

Add your quick reply below:
You must be a member to reply to this post.
Join the Meeting Place for Moms!
Talk to other moms, share advice, and have fun!

(minimum 6 characters)