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I believe to be pregnant with a lion [THE TWINS ARE HERE! TROLLCAT] *2014 update

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I recently discovered i was pregnant, i found out i was pregnant by having tests done for a urintary tract infection. The medicine they gave me for the UTI makes your urine turn orange, so the day after finding out i was preggo i had orange urine AND now my tummy keeps growling at me. Thats a pretty good sign to me.

I believe i am pregnant with a lion. I am not fit to be a mother to a lion.

I would like to give up Timon the Lion for adoption, but when i contacted New Beginings adoption agency, they were very racist towards Timon and i refuse to work with such racist assholes. They said i should contact a zoo, and made it sound like Timon was some kind of wild rabid animal, instead of my loving son.

Does anybody have any advice on where to find perspective adoptive parents who are open to children of other colors?

What should i be eating? I want Timon to be a healthy lion.

I have looked into lion pregnancies and they are pregnant for 110 days. 

I am 2 months pregnant, which is 60 days so i don't have much longer to go. 

I have been thinking about sticking to a meat diet, and for some odd reason i have been getting cravings for gummy bears and the neighbors cat. I believe Timon is trying to express himself, however as a grown lady i would look beyond stupid to go chase a cat or pounce on a gummy bear. 

If i give Timon up for adoption, would i be able to keep his name as Timon? I got it from Lion King.


http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_long_are_lions_pregnant




Timon and Tamale were born at 7pm mountain time. Exactly 59 minutes ago

Timon looks like one bad ass motha f'ing liion! He has a penis.

No, not matter how much you beg me i will not post a photo of his lion penis.

Tamale looks more like a innocent lion, the kind you want to bake for thanksgiving dinner. But don't demasculine her, shes still a bad ass lion


Timon TrollCat Freakshoe (Named after his father, TrollCat)

and 

Tamale Hot Freakshoe (Hot Tamale, cause her dadda TrollCat one sexy ass hot tamale!)


The twins are now 1! Like ohmygod!

This is Timon

and this is Tamale

You are all invited to their first birthday! 

The menu is fried kitten toes and banana custard.

We ask that you each donate 1 child to help with the cost of feeding the lion babies. 

Posted by Anonymous on Jan. 28, 2013 at 12:53 AM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jan. 28, 2013 at 9:24 AM


Quoting ramonafrog:

What if you have a whole litter?... Like more than one lion baby...

Imagine the strech marks if i have a whole litter!!!

All those little tiger claws scratching on my tummy


ramonafrog
by on Jan. 28, 2013 at 10:16 AM
Oh noes! :(

Quoting Anonymous:


Quoting ramonafrog:

What if you have a whole litter?... Like more than one lion baby...

Imagine the strech marks if i have a whole litter!!!

All those little tiger claws scratching on my tummy


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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jan. 28, 2013 at 10:22 AM

Can i borrow some tummy room?

Like we could split them up, half and half.

Quoting ramonafrog:

Oh noes! :(

Quoting Anonymous:


Quoting ramonafrog:

What if you have a whole litter?... Like more than one lion baby...

Imagine the strech marks if i have a whole litter!!!

All those little tiger claws scratching on my tummy



Anonymous
by Anonymous 11 on Jan. 28, 2013 at 10:22 AM

Nala was a girl.


Quoting bustybee:

timon and pumba were the meerkat and warthog.

simba, scar, nala, mufasa, were the main lions, and then there were simba and nala's mothers (selina and nimabwa or something)

Quoting Anonymous:


Quoting Anonymous:

Why would you name your lion after a meerkat? That's setting him up for a lifetime of failure!

You clearly have never watched lion king





Bethsunshine
by Emerald Member on Jan. 28, 2013 at 10:25 AM
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Timon is the meerkat from The Lion King. Simba, Nala, Mufasa, Surabi(sp?) and Scar are the lions.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 12 on Jan. 28, 2013 at 10:27 AM

LOL ! Don't give up that baby. He might be a king someday.

melisawoosley
by on Jan. 28, 2013 at 10:28 AM
This would have been really funny....if not for the ignorance. Come on people we need something good. Its Monday!
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ksueditz
by on Jan. 28, 2013 at 10:29 AM
I was going to post the same thing! :))


Quoting PitbullPrincess:

In the jungle , the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight..

aweemaway aweemaway..

Dammit. I won't get that out of my head for days now...


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PinkButterfly66
by Emerald Member on Jan. 28, 2013 at 10:32 AM

Eat raw meat, preferably still on the animal.

ramonafrog
by on Jan. 28, 2013 at 10:34 AM
I don't think my husband would understand. He's not as open-minded as I am.

Quoting Anonymous:

Can i borrow some tummy room?

Like we could split them up, half and half.

Quoting ramonafrog:

Oh noes! :(



Quoting Anonymous:


Quoting ramonafrog:

What if you have a whole litter?... Like more than one lion baby...

Imagine the strech marks if i have a whole litter!!!

All those little tiger claws scratching on my tummy



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