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I believe to be pregnant with a lion [THE TWINS ARE HERE! TROLLCAT] *2014 update

Posted by Anonymous   + Show Post

I recently discovered i was pregnant, i found out i was pregnant by having tests done for a urintary tract infection. The medicine they gave me for the UTI makes your urine turn orange, so the day after finding out i was preggo i had orange urine AND now my tummy keeps growling at me. Thats a pretty good sign to me.

I believe i am pregnant with a lion. I am not fit to be a mother to a lion.

I would like to give up Timon the Lion for adoption, but when i contacted New Beginings adoption agency, they were very racist towards Timon and i refuse to work with such racist assholes. They said i should contact a zoo, and made it sound like Timon was some kind of wild rabid animal, instead of my loving son.

Does anybody have any advice on where to find perspective adoptive parents who are open to children of other colors?

What should i be eating? I want Timon to be a healthy lion.

I have looked into lion pregnancies and they are pregnant for 110 days. 

I am 2 months pregnant, which is 60 days so i don't have much longer to go. 

I have been thinking about sticking to a meat diet, and for some odd reason i have been getting cravings for gummy bears and the neighbors cat. I believe Timon is trying to express himself, however as a grown lady i would look beyond stupid to go chase a cat or pounce on a gummy bear. 

If i give Timon up for adoption, would i be able to keep his name as Timon? I got it from Lion King.


http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_long_are_lions_pregnant




Timon and Tamale were born at 7pm mountain time. Exactly 59 minutes ago

Timon looks like one bad ass motha f'ing liion! He has a penis.

No, not matter how much you beg me i will not post a photo of his lion penis.

Tamale looks more like a innocent lion, the kind you want to bake for thanksgiving dinner. But don't demasculine her, shes still a bad ass lion


Timon TrollCat Freakshoe (Named after his father, TrollCat)

and 

Tamale Hot Freakshoe (Hot Tamale, cause her dadda TrollCat one sexy ass hot tamale!)


The twins are now 1! Like ohmygod!

This is Timon

and this is Tamale

You are all invited to their first birthday! 

The menu is fried kitten toes and banana custard.

We ask that you each donate 1 child to help with the cost of feeding the lion babies. 

Posted by Anonymous on Jan. 28, 2013 at 12:53 AM
Replies (71-80):
Action_Jaxon
by on Jan. 28, 2013 at 11:30 PM
i thought simbas moms name was sarabi...


Quoting bustybee:

timon and pumba were the meerkat and warthog.


simba, scar, nala, mufasa, were the main lions, and then there were simba and nala's mothers (selina and nimabwa or something)


Quoting Anonymous:


 


Quoting Anonymous:

Why would you name your lion after a meerkat? That's setting him up for a lifetime of failure!

You clearly have never watched lion king




 


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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Jan. 28, 2013 at 11:40 PM


Quoting thetrollcat:

OH MY PUGS!!! can we keep them?

Duh! We can't just give them away to the evil zoo! 

Did you see that evil person who suggested the zoo on here? Like omg wtf?! They are way to cute to be tossed into a zoo!

LION HATERS

Besides that, we can't name them and then give them away :(

Like my parents did to Bee, he was my goldfish.'

The said he died, but we had fish the night he died and i think they baked him :'(

it hurts....so painful...

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Jan. 28, 2013 at 11:42 PM

I wasn't on :'(

Unpoof the post so i can read it.

Timon and Tamale need a night time story anyways

Quoting horseap:

 Im good I think Ill pass.  And HOW did you miss that post!?!  Did it poof?

Quoting Anonym


Quoting horseap:

 Oh my God... you talked about his lion penis and all that is stuck in my head is that crazy dildo post from last night(or this morning... whenever that mess happened)

Oh you likey his penis?

I didn't see any post.

 


horseap
by Gold Member on Jan. 28, 2013 at 11:44 PM

 It didnt poof I found it =| 

WARNING THIS IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. YOU WILL SAY WTF

http://www.cafemom.com/group/115189/forums/read/17981833/Would_you_WARNING_DILDO_PIC

Quoting Anonymous:

I wasn't on :'(

Unpoof the post so i can read it.

Timon and Tamale need a night time story anyways

Quoting horseap:

 Im good I think Ill pass.  And HOW did you miss that post!?!  Did it poof?

Quoting Anonym

 

Quoting horseap:

 Oh my God... you talked about his lion penis and all that is stuck in my head is that crazy dildo post from last night(or this morning... whenever that mess happened)

Oh you likey his penis?

I didn't see any post.

 

 

 



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thetrollcat
by Meow on Jan. 28, 2013 at 11:44 PM

awe :(

Well ill take one you take the other tonight, so we can both get some rest 

Quoting Anonymous:


Quoting thetrollcat:

OH MY PUGS!!! can we keep them?

Duh! We can't just give them away to the evil zoo! 

Did you see that evil person who suggested the zoo on here? Like omg wtf?! They are way to cute to be tossed into a zoo!

LION HATERS

Besides that, we can't name them and then give them away :(

Like my parents did to Bee, he was my goldfish.'

The said he died, but we had fish the night he died and i think they baked him :'(

it hurts....so painful...


~~~~~         =^..^=        ~~~~~
I'm not the cat lady type. I'm more like an actual cat. I want affection when I want it and on my own terms. The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoes.  

*marking the 599968yth post/reply being mean, evil, horrible, which makes me worse than anonymous*

bustybee
by Buzz Lightyear on Jan. 28, 2013 at 11:47 PM

lol I totally guessed on their names. sarabi sounds more right than what i came up with

Quoting Action_Jaxon:

i thought simbas moms name was sarabi...


Quoting bustybee:

timon and pumba were the meerkat and warthog.


simba, scar, nala, mufasa, were the main lions, and then there were simba and nala's mothers (selina and nimabwa or something)


Quoting Anonymous:


 


Quoting Anonymous:

Why would you name your lion after a meerkat? That's setting him up for a lifetime of failure!

You clearly have never watched lion king


 


 



 

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Jan. 28, 2013 at 11:47 PM
1 mom liked this

:O

Our children just saw there first dildo

mark it in there baby lion book!

Quoting thetrollcat:

awe :(

Well ill take one you take the other tonight, so we can both get some rest 

Quoting Anonymous:


Quoting thetrollcat:

OH MY PUGS!!! can we keep them?

Duh! We can't just give them away to the evil zoo! 

Did you see that evil person who suggested the zoo on here? Like omg wtf?! They are way to cute to be tossed into a zoo!

LION HATERS

Besides that, we can't name them and then give them away :(

Like my parents did to Bee, he was my goldfish.'

The said he died, but we had fish the night he died and i think they baked him :'(

it hurts....so painful...



Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Jan. 28, 2013 at 11:48 PM

...what kind of pervo are you showing my two innocent babies that stuff?!

(Sexy sexy tho!)

Quoting horseap:

 It didnt poof I found it =| 

WARNING THIS IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. YOU WILL SAY WTF

http://www.cafemom.com/group/115189/forums/read/17981833/Would_you_WARNING_DILDO_PIC

Quoting Anonymous:

I wasn't on :'(

Unpoof the post so i can read it.

Timon and Tamale need a night time story anyways

Quoting horseap:

 Im good I think Ill pass.  And HOW did you miss that post!?!  Did it poof?

Quoting Anonym


Quoting horseap:

 Oh my God... you talked about his lion penis and all that is stuck in my head is that crazy dildo post from last night(or this morning... whenever that mess happened)

Oh you likey his penis?

I didn't see any post.

 


 


thetrollcat
by Meow on Jan. 28, 2013 at 11:50 PM
1 mom liked this

lol

Quoting Anonymous:

:O

Our children just saw there first dildo

mark it in there baby lion book!

Quoting thetrollcat:

awe :(

Well ill take one you take the other tonight, so we can both get some rest 

Quoting Anonymous:


Quoting thetrollcat:

OH MY PUGS!!! can we keep them?

Duh! We can't just give them away to the evil zoo! 

Did you see that evil person who suggested the zoo on here? Like omg wtf?! They are way to cute to be tossed into a zoo!

LION HATERS

Besides that, we can't name them and then give them away :(

Like my parents did to Bee, he was my goldfish.'

The said he died, but we had fish the night he died and i think they baked him :'(

it hurts....so painful...




~~~~~         =^..^=        ~~~~~
I'm not the cat lady type. I'm more like an actual cat. I want affection when I want it and on my own terms. The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoes.  

*marking the 599968yth post/reply being mean, evil, horrible, which makes me worse than anonymous*

horseap
by Gold Member on Jan. 28, 2013 at 11:50 PM

 Hey you wanted to tell them a story not me!  (BAHAHAHA!)

Quoting Anonymous:

...what kind of pervo are you showing my two innocent babies that stuff?!

(Sexy sexy tho!)

Quoting horseap:

 It didnt poof I found it =| 

WARNING THIS IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. YOU WILL SAY WTF

http://www.cafemom.com/group/115189/forums/read/17981833/Would_you_WARNING_DILDO_PIC

Quoting Anonymous:

I wasn't on :'(

Unpoof the post so i can read it.

Timon and Tamale need a night time story anyways

Quoting horseap:

 Im good I think Ill pass.  And HOW did you miss that post!?!  Did it poof?

Quoting Anonym

 

Quoting horseap:

 Oh my God... you talked about his lion penis and all that is stuck in my head is that crazy dildo post from last night(or this morning... whenever that mess happened)

Oh you likey his penis?

I didn't see any post.

 

 

 

 

 



Lilypie Breastfeeding tickers
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