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I believe to be pregnant with a lion [THE TWINS ARE HERE! TROLLCAT] *2014 update

Posted by Anonymous   + Show Post

I recently discovered i was pregnant, i found out i was pregnant by having tests done for a urintary tract infection. The medicine they gave me for the UTI makes your urine turn orange, so the day after finding out i was preggo i had orange urine AND now my tummy keeps growling at me. Thats a pretty good sign to me.

I believe i am pregnant with a lion. I am not fit to be a mother to a lion.

I would like to give up Timon the Lion for adoption, but when i contacted New Beginings adoption agency, they were very racist towards Timon and i refuse to work with such racist assholes. They said i should contact a zoo, and made it sound like Timon was some kind of wild rabid animal, instead of my loving son.

Does anybody have any advice on where to find perspective adoptive parents who are open to children of other colors?

What should i be eating? I want Timon to be a healthy lion.

I have looked into lion pregnancies and they are pregnant for 110 days. 

I am 2 months pregnant, which is 60 days so i don't have much longer to go. 

I have been thinking about sticking to a meat diet, and for some odd reason i have been getting cravings for gummy bears and the neighbors cat. I believe Timon is trying to express himself, however as a grown lady i would look beyond stupid to go chase a cat or pounce on a gummy bear. 

If i give Timon up for adoption, would i be able to keep his name as Timon? I got it from Lion King.


http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_long_are_lions_pregnant




Timon and Tamale were born at 7pm mountain time. Exactly 59 minutes ago

Timon looks like one bad ass motha f'ing liion! He has a penis.

No, not matter how much you beg me i will not post a photo of his lion penis.

Tamale looks more like a innocent lion, the kind you want to bake for thanksgiving dinner. But don't demasculine her, shes still a bad ass lion


Timon TrollCat Freakshoe (Named after his father, TrollCat)

and 

Tamale Hot Freakshoe (Hot Tamale, cause her dadda TrollCat one sexy ass hot tamale!)


The twins are now 1! Like ohmygod!

This is Timon

and this is Tamale

You are all invited to their first birthday! 

The menu is fried kitten toes and banana custard.

We ask that you each donate 1 child to help with the cost of feeding the lion babies. 

Posted by Anonymous on Jan. 28, 2013 at 12:53 AM
Replies (91-99):
Anonymous
by Anonymous 16 on Jan. 29, 2013 at 6:04 AM
1 mom liked this
I don't get it
Mummy2Connor
by Karissa on Jan. 21, 2014 at 6:47 PM

What was in that sandwich I just ate?? 

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jan. 21, 2014 at 8:29 PM
2 moms liked this


Quoting Mummy2Connor:

What was in that sandwich I just ate?? 

Semen.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jan. 21, 2014 at 8:37 PM

I forgot all about this post.

The twinnies are almost 1! This shit calls for a celebration

bcoll
by Brandi on Jan. 21, 2014 at 8:40 PM
1 mom liked this

 Lol, right?

Quoting Mummy2Connor:

What was in that sandwich I just ate?? 

 

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jan. 21, 2014 at 8:43 PM

BUMP!

Mummy2Connor
by Karissa on Jan. 21, 2014 at 9:41 PM

Shit just got real.

Lets celebrate with cub sandwiches!

Er, I mean "club".

Quoting Anonymous:

I forgot all about this post.

The twinnies are almost 1! This shit calls for a celebration


Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jan. 21, 2014 at 9:43 PM

:O

Your typo scared me.

I thought you were going to make my babies into sandwiches.

That would be EEEEVIL!

How could you eat something so damn adorable?

They arent even litter box trained yet.

Quoting Mummy2Connor:

Shit just got real.

Lets celebrate with cub sandwiches!

Er, I mean "club".

Quoting Anonymous:

I forgot all about this post.

The twinnies are almost 1! This shit calls for a celebration



Mummy2Connor
by Karissa on Jan. 21, 2014 at 9:51 PM

Well now that you mention it, cub sandwiches are best fresh....and it'd save you the hassel of litter box training them....

Quoting Anonymous:

:O

Your typo scared me.

I thought you were going to make my babies into sandwiches.

That would be EEEEVIL!

How could you eat something so damn adorable?

They arent even litter box trained yet.

Quoting Mummy2Connor:

Shit just got real.

Lets celebrate with cub sandwiches!

Er, I mean "club".

Quoting Anonymous:

I forgot all about this post.

The twinnies are almost 1! This shit calls for a celebration




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