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I just found dried semen

Posted by Anonymous

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In my belly button. Yay?

Posted by Anonymous on Jan. 28, 2013 at 2:02 AM

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by Anonymous on Jan. 28, 2013 at 2:09 AM

I can top that I had some shot in my bum once and it came out on top of a presto log.

little_buggie

Member on Jan. 28, 2013 at 2:10 AM

ummmm you missed a spot ;)

SadeAyosmom

Eliza on Jan. 28, 2013 at 2:10 AM

1 mom liked this

peanut butter jelly time

ALL RIGHT!

raven1114

Bronze Member on Jan. 28, 2013 at 2:11 AM

It's called soap and water, go use some.

RLT2

Platinum Member on Jan. 28, 2013 at 2:12 AM

What? No Q-tips in your neck of the woods? ;)

by Anonymous - Original Poster on Jan. 28, 2013 at 2:12 AM

Been working fine for 6 years :)

Quoting Anonymous:

Lmao. Pull out method working well for u?

little_buggie

Member on Jan. 28, 2013 at 2:12 AM

rolling on floor

Quoting Anonymous:

I can top that I had some shot in my bum once and it came out on top of a presto log.

by Anonymous - Original Poster on Jan. 28, 2013 at 2:12 AM

I wiped down, I didn't realize some had escaped notice and took refuge :)

Quoting raven1114:

It's called soap and water, go use some.

by Anonymous - Original Poster on Jan. 28, 2013 at 2:14 AM

2 moms liked this

Quoting SadeAyosmom:

peanut butter jelly time

ALL RIGHT!

RLT2

Platinum Member on Jan. 28, 2013 at 2:14 AM

What in the fuck is a Presto Log? And why was your naked ass on it? o_0