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Had enough of abortion posts?

Anonymous
Posted by Anonymous
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Too bad, here's another.


http://www.theonion.com/articles/8th-grader-impregnated-during-trip-to-march-for-li,31038/

WASHINGTON—Mallory Pickens, a 13-year-old pro-life extremist attending today’s March for Life event in the nation’s capital, was reportedly unaware that she had been impregnated the previous evening by a fellow member of her church’s anti-abortion organization. “Right to choose? That’s a lie! Babies do not choose to die!” chanted the sign-toting Lambs of Christ activist who is utterly ignorant of the fact that the semen of Kirk Tussle, a 13-year-old fellow church member and pro-life extremist, had completed the capacitation stage and resulted in a fertilized zygote following a fumbling sexual encounter at the Holiday Inn Express where their group had rented several adjoining rooms. “Life from conception! No exception!” At press time, sources close to Pickens predict that after discovering the pregnancy she will drop out of school, isolate herself from friends and family, and suffer crippling postpartum depression.

Posted by Anonymous on Jan. 28, 2013 at 11:13 AM
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kidlover2
by on Jan. 28, 2013 at 11:14 AM
Hahaha! You gotta love the onion
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jan. 28, 2013 at 11:15 AM
Bump!
TattoodMommy19
by Platinum Member on Jan. 28, 2013 at 11:20 AM
Lol
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jan. 28, 2013 at 11:20 AM
Bump!
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