I sent him a text saying he left a huge pile if quarters on his dresser and he sent one back saying " damnit! Now I can't go to the strip club" I sent one that said "WTF? The strip club? With quarters?" And he said "yeah I don't want the strippers here near me! If they come close I can pelt them with quarters!"
Before anyone goes nuts he's out of town for work in a tiny little mining town there are no strip Clubs but is there where he imagines they would be less than sexy. The quarters are because he can't use his debit card to pay for dinner so he pays cash as all the change ends up in his duffel bag.
on Jan. 28, 2013 at 1:26 PM