1." That I will never let my kitchen get THAT bad again."
2. "I will NOT hit the snooze button in the morning."
3."I'll put this (insert random object i.e laundry, toys, books) away in a minute. We'll just set it right here for now."
4. "I'm going to be in a good mood in the morning."
5. "I'll remember to turn off the oven this time." (I have to burn myself on it putting food away to remember. Every. Damn. Time.)
Anyone else want to add to the list?