Oh Ex-Bestie, how I delight in seeing your Failbook sometimes
After enduring nine years of your one-upmin-ship, jealousy, physical and emotional abuse you abandoned our friendship at age 21 because I *gasp* started having sex with my then fiance. You cared more about what our fundamentist friends thought of you than you than you did about someone who stood beside you over and over again. This hurt so much and left me more lost and confused than you will ever know
Though you will never get a friend request out of me, I must thank you for leaving your trainwreck nice and public for all to see. Awe, a second husband is walking out on you? Wait, neither one would agree to any kids with you? Shucks. I am sorry to hear that lawschool was a bust and that the student loans are eating you up. You had so much fun holding lawschool over my head while I busted my ass in tradeschool.
Guess I'll just sit here in my cozy humble house, joyfully married to that boy that you didn't think was good enough and our three adorable kids while finding it in me to wish you the best.