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Ann Coulter Refuses to Board Airplane With Black Pilot *Updated*

Posted by on Jan. 30, 2013 at 2:11 AM
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The below article is from a satire site, however, I am glad that it brought us all together to hate her. Unity is a beautiful thing! 

Conservative commentator and author Ann Coulter refused to stay on board a Miami to New York commercial airline flight today after learning the pilot was a woman of African-American descent.

According to witness reports Coulter was concerned the experienced, decorated pilot in question may have gained her position as a result of affirmative action and wasn't fully qualified to fly.

The incident began when Coulter boarded the American Airlines flight and took up her first class seat. After a trip to the bathroom, she noticed the pilot was a black woman and became immediately distraught.

According to passengers, at that point Coulter stood at the front of the cabin and began screaming her concerns to the entire flight as they finished boarding.

"Aw come on people, a black woman flying a plane? You know she got that job through affirmative action. Am I the only one worried about this? I mean hello? Our lives are at stake here..."

Ann Of Mean Labels

The confused passengers weren't sure what to make of Coulter's outburst, and remained completely silent.

"Really? So we're just gonna let this happen? We're gonna let political correctness determine our safety? Is this what we've come to in Obama's America? Letting just anyone fly a plane out of fear of being called a racist?"

"Oh come on don't be coy. I know you're all thinking it! I just have the courage to say what everyone on this plane is thinking. Am I right?"

"I mean what's next? Are we gonna let Mexicans become doctors now? Jesus Christ people!"

Realizing her efforts to provoke a mutiny had come to naught, Coulter then took her carry-on bags and bolted back up the jetway towards the gate against the orders of the flight attendants.

Final Descent Into Madness

In reality the pilot of the plane was trained by the U.S. Air Force and was a decorated veteran of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, where she flew aerial refueling missions for transport and reconnaissance aircraft.

She has been flying for American Airlines for four years, and is one of that airlines most experienced 737 pilots.

After the incident Coulter was taken in for questioning because violating the instructions of flight attendants is a federal offence. Law enforcement officials, however, say no charges will be filed.

"Clearly this woman has some sort of mental illness," explains TSA spokesperson Dirk Diggler, "We recommended against pressing charges, and mandated a full psychiatric evaluation."

Coulter, however, is unapologetic about her actions. In a statement released on her official Tumblr she defended her decision to stay off the plane.

"I made the best decision I could with the information I had at the time. I'm not gonna risk my life for the sake of some liberal fantasy of equality. "

Coulter is known for her controversial views on race, and is the author of the recent book Mugged: Racial Demagoguery from the Seventies to Obama.
http://dailycurrant.com/2013/01/29/ann-coulter-refuses-board-airplane-black-pilot/ 

by on Jan. 30, 2013 at 2:11 AM
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BeAmour
by Tonya on Jan. 30, 2013 at 2:12 AM
The bitch can walk then....easy solution
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5PointedHuman
by Silver Member on Jan. 30, 2013 at 2:12 AM

Filthy woman. It was because of Africans that we have this country. 

5PointedHuman
by Silver Member on Jan. 30, 2013 at 2:13 AM
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No, a semi truck would be a solution.


Quoting BeAmour:

The bitch can walk then....easy solution



rgba
by Ruby Member on Jan. 30, 2013 at 2:14 AM
Disgusting. Time for people to stop paying her.
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.Milfshake.
by Platinum Member on Jan. 30, 2013 at 2:15 AM
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Never could stand that racist bitch everytime she opens her mouth i want to stick my fist in it
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40sandPreg
by on Jan. 30, 2013 at 2:16 AM
God she is one crazy, anorexic, horse-faced, bigotted chick!
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Mamaof3and1tobe
by Platinum Member on Jan. 30, 2013 at 2:16 AM
What a pig
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jan. 30, 2013 at 2:17 AM
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No... We stole it from Native Americans


Quoting 5PointedHuman:

Filthy woman. It was because of Africans that we have this country. 


Aleta775
by on Jan. 30, 2013 at 2:18 AM

Awwww. She's trying desperately to stay relevant. She's failing, but it sure is cute to see her try. :) 

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jan. 30, 2013 at 2:19 AM
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I think she should take them up on the psychiatric evaluation.
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