Um, she has never been to Ohio! You'd think it would kill her to have anything positive to say...about anything!
We're looking at Honda Pilots- she says foreign cars are awful.
We have to replace our couch- you shouldn't have bought that one to begin with
I'm still nursing my son- her response "that's just weird" cloth diapers- disgusting to have shit in your house that long. Whatthefuckever.
And I'm supposed to want to live closer to this? No thanks. Gah.