I was staying in a hotel with my husband several years ago and had gone downstairs to the car to get something. On my way back up to our room, I got in the elevator and this HUGE black man (like 6'5, easily 250, all muscle) got in with his dog. I don't know why but I got really nervous which is funny because I'm not racist! We were going up and it was quiet, and all of a sudden he shouted, "DOWN ON THE FLOOR LADY!!!"
Let me tell you, I was down on the floor in a heartbeat, thinking "That's it. I'm dead." (Wtf I'm in an elevator, what am I going to do to a man 100lbs and a foot taller than me?).
He said, "Not you ma'am, the dog!!!"
Seriously most embarrassing and terrifying thing ever.
Yes the story is fake. I hope it made everyone laugh, though :-)