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Posted by on Jan. 31, 2013 at 2:25 AM
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I've had my "No sex spells" where DH an I werent really that intimate.. Be it an argument or pregnancy related so on and so on. So.. The normal thing to do to get your rocks off when you're not having sex is to masterbate, right? Well, I've never been able to properly touch myself because... Well, my arms. I have short arms. Not freakishly, join the circus arms, just cant-reach-my-lady arms. Am I the only one with midget arms? Or am I all alone with this cruel, cruel punishment. I mustve been horrid in a past life...
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Junesmommy18
by on Jan. 31, 2013 at 2:26 AM
Oh.. An if anything is mispelled or sounds off... Im so tired my eyes burn. But I have a zombie child who never sleeps.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Jan. 31, 2013 at 2:26 AM
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How do you wipe your butt?
DevinAnnesmom
by Sarah on Jan. 31, 2013 at 2:26 AM
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How do you wipe?
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Jan. 31, 2013 at 2:26 AM
:/ No sorry. NORMAL arms here. But here's a bump.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Jan. 31, 2013 at 2:27 AM
Lmao so you're like a t-rex!
sorcha1945
by Gold Member on Jan. 31, 2013 at 2:27 AM


Quoting Anonymous:

How do you wipe your butt?
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Maria_Peanut
by Silver Member on Jan. 31, 2013 at 2:28 AM
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Omg anon you cant just ask people how they wipe! Lol

Quoting Anonymous:

How do you wipe your butt?
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Caitlin1983
by on Jan. 31, 2013 at 2:28 AM



Quoting sorcha1945:





Quoting Anonymous:

How do you wipe your butt?

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Junesmommy18
by on Jan. 31, 2013 at 2:28 AM
I have to squat or bend over.

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How do you wipe?
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crazymom21
by on Jan. 31, 2013 at 2:28 AM
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I feel so bad for you but the water faucet in the tub works wonders. Or a detachable shower head :)
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