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Why are men so gross?

Anonymous
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Not all but most are. I was half asleep and wake up to my idiot husband smacking me with his dick. Wtf? He's lucky I didn't punch him in the nuts.
Posted by Anonymous on Jan. 31, 2013 at 4:53 PM
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vwd_johnson
by Ruby Member on Jan. 31, 2013 at 4:54 PM
No thanks. That's disgusting. DH knows damn well if he does that, I'll fucking bite that thing.
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Stephd710
by Emerald Member on Jan. 31, 2013 at 4:54 PM

Hahaha!  THats funny.  I think women are gross too, we usually just do all our gross stuff when we are alone.  LOL! 

Mrsfarr
by on Jan. 31, 2013 at 4:58 PM
If I woke up to my husband smacking me with his dick, I'd start playing with it.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Jan. 31, 2013 at 5:00 PM

Ugh, I hope you cut him off for a looooong time.

damionsmama7195
by on Jan. 31, 2013 at 5:00 PM

lol. Mine randomly whips his out in my face when i'm sitting down.

thecoffeefairy
by on Jan. 31, 2013 at 5:00 PM
That's kind of cute. I never get angry when hubby is playful and frisky.
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jupiter5
by Gold Member on Jan. 31, 2013 at 6:10 PM

haha i love my hubbys penis, he does that all the time, or at least he did before the baby =]

rlk121909
by on Jan. 31, 2013 at 6:12 PM

i woke up to my husband trying to finger me in his sleep. i pushed him off yelled at him then had to shake him awake. worst part is he wasnt on anything to make him do weird shit in his sleep

Bluescorpia
by on Jan. 31, 2013 at 6:14 PM
Mine picks his giant boogers while driving & he puts them on my lap. I'm always picking it up to throw it back at him =P
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