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evidently, when people ask you hope close you are to delivery.... offensive!

Anonymous
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"about a coat hanger away" isn't the correct response.
I'm due I'm two weeks and i got really sick of people asking me when it's none of their damn business, mostly because everyone makes SUCH a big fkn deal about how big my belly is. No shit, it's big, Jack ass. My last two babies were 9 & 10 lbs!
So, they want to ask perfect strangers about what's going on in their uterus, I'm going to get the last laugh.

Her face was priceless, though. I've never seen anyone stammer that much in a twenty second period.
Posted by Anonymous on Jan. 31, 2013 at 9:53 PM
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angevil53
by on Jan. 31, 2013 at 9:54 PM
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Um ok. Proud of yourself for offending a complete stranger? Must be hormones.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Jan. 31, 2013 at 9:54 PM
Classy
Mamabear010
by Platinum Member on Jan. 31, 2013 at 9:55 PM
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Hahaha. I shouldn't laugh but I did. That's soooo bad.
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anotherhalf
by on Jan. 31, 2013 at 9:58 PM
Aren't you pleasant.
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AlwaysKISA
by Ruby Member on Jan. 31, 2013 at 9:58 PM
Wow. It isn't that serious. Geez.
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Homeschoolmom99
by Gold Member on Jan. 31, 2013 at 9:59 PM

Hahahah! You sound like me I am very scarcastic!

I used to hate when folks would touch my tummy! And having a child with Autism I have had some folks say some crappy stuff

Mychele
by Ruby Member on Jan. 31, 2013 at 9:59 PM
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Hahahahah I'm 37 weeks. Measuring 39 and im about to burst in every way I can. I think this is hilarious.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Jan. 31, 2013 at 10:02 PM
I'm so stealing this... lol
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jan. 31, 2013 at 10:02 PM
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I'm really, REALLY sick of talking about my pregnancy. i HATE being pregnant. I have horrible pregnancies that land me I'm and out of the hospital for the entirety. I'm not a glowing pregnant woman. i also hate talking to strangers. Yes, I'm a bitch. I don't want to talk and explain my entire reproductive history to every one that stops me and asks.
Here's how the conversation I've had at least twice a day for the lady 6 months has gone.
Oooooh! When are you due??!
#due date #
Oh! Is it your first?
Nope, our third.
Oh, so you have two boys already?
Nope, boy then girl.
You don't look old enough to have 3 kids! How old are you and your husband?
27&28
I bet you're so excited!
No, not really.
...awkward silence...

It's not that I'm not excited, im just DONE talking about it. Maybe now they'll think twice about asking personal details, but at the very least, they will leave me the f alone after one sentence!


Quoting angevil53:

Um ok. Proud of yourself for offending a complete stranger? Must be hormones.

AllofFive19
by Emerald Member on Jan. 31, 2013 at 10:04 PM

I'm sorry, I laughed.

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