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Someone Kill Me Please

Posted by on Jan. 31, 2013 at 9:56 PM
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My arthritis is killing me.

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I'm not the cat lady type. I'm more like an actual cat. I want affection when I want it and on my own terms. The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoes.  

It's wrong to be a bully with one exception. It's ok to bully those you THINK are a bully.

by on Jan. 31, 2013 at 9:56 PM
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lalaboosh
by on Jan. 31, 2013 at 9:57 PM

I'm sorry. My baby is grinding it's little head into my hips. I'm making maple bacon muffins and I'm super excited about it!

hnjen12
by on Jan. 31, 2013 at 9:57 PM

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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Jan. 31, 2013 at 9:57 PM
Okay, tell me how you want me to do it.
thetrollcat
by on Jan. 31, 2013 at 9:58 PM

I want drugs... got any?

Quoting lalaboosh:

I'm sorry. My baby is grinding it's little head into my hips. I'm making maple bacon muffins and I'm super excited about it!


~~~~~         =^..^=        ~~~~~
I'm not the cat lady type. I'm more like an actual cat. I want affection when I want it and on my own terms. The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoes.  

It's wrong to be a bully with one exception. It's ok to bully those you THINK are a bully.

thetrollcat
by on Jan. 31, 2013 at 9:58 PM
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shit... I forgot Im feline and have nine lives

Quoting hnjen12:

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~~~~~         =^..^=        ~~~~~
I'm not the cat lady type. I'm more like an actual cat. I want affection when I want it and on my own terms. The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoes.  

It's wrong to be a bully with one exception. It's ok to bully those you THINK are a bully.

thetrollcat
by on Jan. 31, 2013 at 9:58 PM

make it fast

Quoting Anonymous:

Okay, tell me how you want me to do it.


~~~~~         =^..^=        ~~~~~
I'm not the cat lady type. I'm more like an actual cat. I want affection when I want it and on my own terms. The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoes.  

It's wrong to be a bully with one exception. It's ok to bully those you THINK are a bully.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Jan. 31, 2013 at 9:59 PM
All 9 lives or do you want me to leave you at least 1?

Quoting thetrollcat:

make it fast

Quoting Anonymous:

Okay, tell me how you want me to do it.


thetrollcat
by on Jan. 31, 2013 at 10:00 PM

well enable for me to die yuo would have to take all nine.

Quoting Anonymous:

All 9 lives or do you want me to leave you at least 1?

Quoting thetrollcat:

make it fast

Quoting Anonymous:

Okay, tell me how you want me to do it.



~~~~~         =^..^=        ~~~~~
I'm not the cat lady type. I'm more like an actual cat. I want affection when I want it and on my own terms. The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoes.  

It's wrong to be a bully with one exception. It's ok to bully those you THINK are a bully.

lalaboosh
by on Jan. 31, 2013 at 10:00 PM

Awwww, baby kitten, I do. I wish I could share with you! I have this marijuana tincture that tastes like candy and it's good for pain. I threw my back out a couple of weeks ago and I used a lot of it to help get me through it. I hope you feel better, can you take a bath in epsom salts?


Quoting thetrollcat:

I want drugs... got any?

Quoting lalaboosh:

I'm sorry. My baby is grinding it's little head into my hips. I'm making maple bacon muffins and I'm super excited about it!




BamaMommy2
by Angel.N.Disguise on Jan. 31, 2013 at 10:00 PM

Sorry. *hugs*

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