My daughter liked a Confessions page on Facebook. Basically, it's a page students from the college she goes to can send in confessions to be posted anonymously on this page. Here are just a sampling of some of the ones I read:
--my roommate continuously makes sucking noises in his sleep with mouth.. or so i thought until i turned on the light and caught him masturbating with Johnson&Johnson baby oil. I will forever leave the lights off.
--I went to go see the manager of urban hot dog with some friends since we were on that side of town. He was actually pretty cute so we left a note on the table for him telling him we only came in because of the UNM Confessions post and gave him my number. He sent a picture of a cumber saying, "sorry I have a gf but from what I hear this should suffice" we laughed our asses off! Is it bad that I'm more attracted to him now?
--My freshman year, there was a nice but strange Asian girl rooming across the hall from me in Coronado. Her room was covered in Hello Kitty shit. She clearly had an obsession. She also had a strange bf and they would always get into really loud arguments in Chinese or whatever. Well one day I had my door open and I could hear her and her bf having sex.... and meowing alot. I could never look at her the same.
--Last year I had a recurring dream that this girl with red hair beat me to death with various household items (including phones, scissors, and chairs). Now I see her almost every day around campus and want to talk to her but I'm pretty sure she'll kill me.
--Yesterday I gave meat to a vegetarian and told her it was tofu. Lifelong vegetarian? Bullshit. You're welcome
--My friend decided to compete with me for a guy even though all of our friends and I told her that he was gay. They eventually started dating and then one night the three of us were hanging out and drinking in her dorm until she passed out. Then her boyfriend turned and made out with me. I think she finally believes me now...
--I pulled a prank on all the santa clara (one of the dorms) bottom floor dorms in the fall... I forged a letter from the head of residence telling the males to stop masterbating in the showers as it clogs up the drains and causes blockages. The letter asked them to instead masterbate in the privacy of their dorms. Just before I said goodbye to my room mate at the end of the year I told him that it was me who wrote it and that is was a prank. He had believe it all along.
--Freshman year of college, my roommate and I always had to listen to the girl across the hall make obnoxious sex sounds... Nobody liked this girl and one night we heard those same freakish sounds and then a door slam... my roommate looked out the peep hole and saw the girl across the hall running butt naked down the hall with snow boots on and her boyfriend trailing behind her in his flip flops sneaking into the girls bathroom.... We purposely went into the bathroom and stayed in there forever as they hid in the shower hoping no one would find him. We were so loud that our RA came in eventually busted her. The whole hall gave her the nickname boots..
Being a SAHM for the past 5 yrs has made me