Kiddo: look 3 bitches
Me: *to myself* wtf!?!? Where did he learn that!?!??
Me: what did you say sweetheart?
Kiddo: three bitches Roxy (I'm his nanny)
Kiddo: there are 3 bitches see? 1 2 3 and he walks over to where the ladies are sitting and starts counting the BENCHES!!!!!
God I love this kid!