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 I don't understand.  How do people say they accidentally had anal sex because "it just slipped in"?  What is wrong with someone's ass that a penis can just "slip in"?  Or should I ask what is wrong with the penis?


by on Feb. 1, 2013 at 7:24 PM
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ArmyGal
by on Feb. 1, 2013 at 7:30 PM

LOL something has to be wrong with the penis if it's just slipping in.

winkyloafer
by on Feb. 1, 2013 at 7:31 PM
For some reason, all I thought of was "Honey, I forgot my keys."


Quoting TrouserMouse:

 If they are screaming, I don't consider that "just slipping in".  :)


Quoting winkyloafer:

Oh, there won't be a next time.

I don't even think it should be called an accident, either. Men just call it one because the woman screams bloody murder.



Quoting TrouserMouse:


 Just record it for me the next time it happens so I can have my questions answered...



Quoting winkyloafer:

I don't wanna talk about it. :(


 



 


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cupomeow
by Gold Member on Feb. 1, 2013 at 7:31 PM

 You are on a roll tonight. Maybe they are all accidently cheating.

ethans_momma06
by on Feb. 1, 2013 at 7:32 PM

I gotta say.... those women must be super relaxed to just have it slide in. Because... I just can't imagine it GOING IN accidentally.

TrouserMouse
by on Feb. 1, 2013 at 7:32 PM

 Exactly.  If it happened when I didn't want it to happen, I can't imagine I would use the words, "Oh, it just slipped in!"  I would be like, "You about ripped my asshole in half you fucker!" (or something similar)

Quoting Des10ed2b:

i have often wondered the same thing. it hurts like hell when you ALLOW it to happen. i cant imagine the horrendous pain of NOT wanting it to happen!

 


lovehimforever
by Gold Member on Feb. 1, 2013 at 7:33 PM
Lol that's like accidental fisting. Bwahaha
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Christywf
by Platinum Member on Feb. 1, 2013 at 7:34 PM

LMAO.  Never heard of this. 

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Feb. 1, 2013 at 7:36 PM

My dh says that  it happened once with his ex. He said they were drunk but that it didn't hurt her at all. I tried to tell him that if it did not hurt her then she did it before. She tried to say that she hadn't done that before and I just laughed and laughed.

spunky946
by Ruby Member on Feb. 1, 2013 at 7:36 PM

I don't get it either.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Feb. 1, 2013 at 7:36 PM

Quoting Shabbydoll78:

lol

I think That's code for " I was too fucked up drunk to notice he was shoving it in my pooper "


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