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 I don't understand.  How do people say they accidentally had anal sex because "it just slipped in"?  What is wrong with someone's ass that a penis can just "slip in"?  Or should I ask what is wrong with the penis?


by on Feb. 1, 2013 at 7:24 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Feb. 1, 2013 at 7:37 PM

If you're good and warmed up, it CAN slip in.

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Feb. 1, 2013 at 7:41 PM
Im with trousermouse i have been both drunk as hell and going at like a freak locked in spencers overnight. And not once has that happened so that his whole thing went in. I mean maybe the tip but that would get a.slap..... thenid make him clean it cause eweee it was where??????
TrouserMouse
by on Feb. 1, 2013 at 7:42 PM

 If you are warming up your asshole, is it accidental?

Quoting Anonymous:

If you're good and warmed up, it CAN slip in.

 


MammaPaparazza
by on Feb. 1, 2013 at 7:43 PM
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I had accidental anal once lol
Because I took some medicine that made me loopy and I accidentally said yes !!!
Lmao
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TrouserMouse
by on Feb. 1, 2013 at 7:43 PM

 I don't care how drunk I am, there is no way a dick can just "slip in" my ass. It takes hard work and concentration...lol.  If it goes in on accident, I would be yelping worse than a kicked puppy.

Quoting Shabbydoll78:

lol

I think That's code for " I was too fucked up drunk to notice he was shoving it in my pooper "

 


silverdawn99
by Ruby Member on Feb. 1, 2013 at 7:44 PM

laughingsidesplittinglaughter

TrouserMouse
by on Feb. 1, 2013 at 7:44 PM
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 Accidental consent....that is a new one...lol.

Quoting MammaPaparazza:

I had accidental anal once lol
Because I took some medicine that made me loopy and I accidentally said yes !!!
Lmao

 


Anonymous
by Anonymous on Feb. 1, 2013 at 7:45 PM
It happened to me once during some rough sex. Hurt like hell thought I was going to shit myself and puke at the same time. Makes me sore just thinking about it.
audreesmama
by on Feb. 1, 2013 at 7:45 PM

That's almost as good as the "I got pregnant by anal..." argument.

                                       

Mel0dy
by Platinum Member on Feb. 1, 2013 at 7:45 PM

hahahah I wonder the samething 

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