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I can't masturbate

Anonymous
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I can't enjoy it, my brain just won't let me. Its too awkward and I feel incredibly stupid when I do it. So I give up lol
Posted by Anonymous on Feb. 2, 2013 at 12:25 AM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Feb. 2, 2013 at 12:26 AM

same here. I tried once bc DH wanted me to figure out what I liked. but i really couldnt. i made him figure it out through trial and error lol. but man oh man, he figured it out! I don't think, no I KNOW, I couldnt do as good of a job as him even if i wanted to!

Love2Cuddle
by on Feb. 2, 2013 at 12:27 AM
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im sorry

calvinsmommy18
by Gold Member on Feb. 2, 2013 at 12:28 AM
Sorry.
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kattu
by on Feb. 2, 2013 at 12:29 AM
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I'm sorry for your loss.
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Kerannmer
by Gold Member on Feb. 2, 2013 at 12:29 AM
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I'm sorry. Besides my husband, myself is my next best lay!

Shelby212302
by on Feb. 2, 2013 at 12:29 AM
THAT .......is shitty, maybe try different techniques?
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Feb. 2, 2013 at 12:30 AM
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I was the same way until I discovered my magical friend! Get a shower head that has a removable nozzle and put it on the massage mode, then spray your clit with it. OMG INSTANT ORGASM.. its amazing! I rarely do it but sometimes I do.. infact... see ya later!:)

Kerannmer
by Gold Member on Feb. 2, 2013 at 12:35 AM

Butterfly Kiss Waterproof G-Spot Vibe, 7.25 Inch, Romantic Pink

If you're having trouble, give this a try...SERIOUSLY. It's quiet and FAST, and when I say fast, it can get the job done in minutes (sometimes less than a minute, yee-haw!), and in multiples! It doesn't take a lot of skill, lol. Just a press of the button. AND it's water-proof. It's WONDERFUL.

littlesippycup
by Ruby Member on Feb. 2, 2013 at 12:38 AM

LOL DH said it looked like a torture device.

Quoting Kerannmer:

Butterfly Kiss Waterproof G-Spot Vibe, 7.25 Inch, Romantic Pink

If you're having trouble, give this a try...SERIOUSLY. It's quiet and FAST, and when I say fast, it can get the job done in minutes (sometimes less than a minute, yee-haw!), and in multiples! It doesn't take a lot of skill, lol. Just a press of the button. AND it's water-proof. It's WONDERFUL.


Kerannmer
by Gold Member on Feb. 2, 2013 at 12:41 AM

Lol. The good kind. 


Quoting littlesippycup:

LOL DH said it looked like a torture device.

Quoting Kerannmer:

Butterfly Kiss Waterproof G-Spot Vibe, 7.25 Inch, Romantic Pink

If you're having trouble, give this a try...SERIOUSLY. It's quiet and FAST, and when I say fast, it can get the job done in minutes (sometimes less than a minute, yee-haw!), and in multiples! It doesn't take a lot of skill, lol. Just a press of the button. AND it's water-proof. It's WONDERFUL.



 

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