Quick side note, I'm a prude. And thank you to whoever invented auto correct bc I'm not hitting half the right letters.
So, vodka is my new best friend. And my inhibitions were set free!!!
I'm drunk posting so I don't drunk text/call. Which would be bad.
But seriously. Best sex we've had in a long time. We've been married almost 7 years and I an count on one hand how many times I've been this drunk, and one o them was my 21st. Lol.
Don't worry sanctimommies, dh was sober and kids were wellcared for. :D