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omg He bruised my crotch!!

Anonymous
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My 3yo son that is. He's always been a headbutter...not in a mean way, but when he gets rowdy and playful he headbutts. It's something we're working on, but he still does it a lot. Yesterday I was being silly with him and chasing him around the house and I jumped out from around a corner to "scare" him and he headbutted me right in the crotch. His forehead met my pubic bone...HARD. His head is fine, but I woke up this morning with a giant, swollen bruise on my lady parts. It hurts to sit, walk, wipe, wear jeans, etc. This sucks.
Posted by Anonymous on Feb. 2, 2013 at 12:41 AM
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RLT2
by on Feb. 2, 2013 at 12:44 AM

Ouch! I only have girls, maybe it's a boy thing? bump

rtenboer
by on Feb. 2, 2013 at 12:45 AM
Ouch
Amybarnhart11
by Bronze Member on Feb. 2, 2013 at 12:45 AM
Sorry mama that sucks, but it's also kinda funny!! I'm always having to tell DD to be careful when running up and hugging daddy because she's at the perfect height to always nail him in the crotch...poor guy!
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Feb. 2, 2013 at 12:49 AM
I know this feeling. My nephew did that to me a couple of years ago. It hurt so bad!!!
Lovejjb
by on Feb. 2, 2013 at 12:58 AM
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Sorry for you but i can't stop laughing LOL this made my night
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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Feb. 2, 2013 at 1:17 AM
I don't know. I have boys and girls and he's my only one that does it. I haven't quite figured out how to stop it :/

Quoting RLT2:

Ouch! I only have girls, maybe it's a boy thing? bump

RLT2
by on Feb. 2, 2013 at 1:18 AM

 Wear a spiky helmet, down there? lol


Quoting Anonymous:

I don't know. I have boys and girls and he's my only one that does it. I haven't quite figured out how to stop it :/

Quoting RLT2:

Ouch! I only have girls, maybe it's a boy thing? bump


 

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Feb. 2, 2013 at 1:18 AM
Yeah, I was telling dh about it when he got home from work and he just started laughing. I realized that picturing it, it was pretty funny...but it doesn't feel funny.

Quoting Amybarnhart11:

Sorry mama that sucks, but it's also kinda funny!! I'm always having to tell DD to be careful when running up and hugging daddy because she's at the perfect height to always nail him in the crotch...poor guy!
numonestunar
by Platinum Member on Feb. 2, 2013 at 1:19 AM
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Buy a cup. ;)
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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Feb. 2, 2013 at 1:20 AM
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Lol maybe I should try that :P

Quoting RLT2:

 Wear a spiky helmet, down there? lol




Quoting Anonymous:

I don't know. I have boys and girls and he's my only one that does it. I haven't quite figured out how to stop it :/


Quoting RLT2:


Ouch! I only have girls, maybe it's a boy thing? bump




 

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