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I Can't Stop Farting

Anonymous
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Everyone else is asleep, and I am just sitting here at the computer, farting.

Why?

I had curry for lunch.  Not just any curry either.  Egg curry.

Egg Fart + Curry Fart = Big Ol' Fart

Oddly, there is no smell.  I think perhaps the two horrifying smells that accompany the two kinds of farts just cancel each other out when combined.

Posted by Anonymous on Feb. 2, 2013 at 4:45 AM
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ATG499
by Platinum Member on Feb. 2, 2013 at 4:49 AM
Ew..
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AA2.0
by Gold Member on Feb. 2, 2013 at 4:49 AM
LMAO

At least there's no smell. Small favors. Lol
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ATG499
by Platinum Member on Feb. 2, 2013 at 4:49 AM
But at the same time, it's kinda funny.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Feb. 2, 2013 at 4:51 AM
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The first fart came while my husband was walking behind me up the front walk.  I bent down to get the paper...he was in shock...it was only like the second time I ever farted in front of him...

Mocking.Jay
by Gold Member on Feb. 2, 2013 at 4:52 AM
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Lmao Big Bang theory. "I cannot sit on that elephant because my ass is on fire from eating all this curry"
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AA2.0
by Gold Member on Feb. 2, 2013 at 4:53 AM
I would probably self-destruct if I never farted in front of SO. Lol

He shouldn't be shocked, though. Even if you haven't farted in front of him, he has to know you do on occasion. Lol


Quoting Anonymous:

The first fart came while my husband was walking behind me up the front walk.  I bent down to get the paper...he was in shock...it was only like the second time I ever farted in front of him...

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ashleighmama
by Silver Member on Feb. 2, 2013 at 4:54 AM
Lol!
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noholdingback
by on Feb. 2, 2013 at 4:55 AM
Hahaha!!
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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Feb. 2, 2013 at 4:56 AM

Surprisingly, they aren't painful either.  Now holding them in through the end of lunch and on the car ride home with my friend and daughter...ouch.


Quoting Mocking.Jay:

Lmao Big Bang theory. "I cannot sit down because my ass is on fire from eating all this curry"



Mocking.Jay
by Gold Member on Feb. 2, 2013 at 4:57 AM
Just don't be filming yourself and then post it on YouTube.... My cousin showed me girls do that shit!!!
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