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Does miracle gro work on penises?

Anonymous
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So I stumbled onto a site that said miracle gro will make your penis grow bigger but it didn't say how to use it. Would you drink it? Rub the stuff in it? Dissolve it in water and soak it in it?

My husband has a teeny weeny and we want to make it bigger.
Posted by Anonymous on Feb. 2, 2013 at 5:50 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Feb. 2, 2013 at 5:51 PM
Try boric acid instead
It worked on my dog.
atyou
by on Feb. 2, 2013 at 5:51 PM
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Definitely squirt it up the hole.


Definitely.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Feb. 2, 2013 at 5:52 PM
Bump
lilmami316
by on Feb. 2, 2013 at 5:53 PM

links 

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Feb. 2, 2013 at 5:57 PM
It was a porn site, I can't link that here.

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sugareemommee
by Platinum Member on Feb. 2, 2013 at 5:58 PM
Yeah good luck with that.
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lilmami316
by on Feb. 2, 2013 at 6:02 PM


OK,but i highly doubt that  it really works  hes stuck with what god has given him 

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It was a porn site, I can't link that here.

Quoting lilmami316:

links 



Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Feb. 2, 2013 at 6:03 PM
Maybe he should drink it.
Plus-size-mommy
by Gold Member on Feb. 2, 2013 at 6:05 PM

What you do is this...you mix some Miracle Gro in with water, get your husband all hard and shit, then have him dunk it in the mixture like an Oreo cookie. Do this 3x a day, it'll grow like a foot in 2 weeks.









I'm totally kidding and if you honestly think Miracle Gro is going to help his teeny-weeny then you are an idiot LOL!!

Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Feb. 2, 2013 at 6:06 PM

 hahaha hope you enjoy it lol  laughing

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