Help!!!! It was only a joke.. now I don't know what to do!!!!!

[Anonymous]

Help!  Recently my DH fell off a latter and sprained both his wrist.. So I have been helping him out around the house.. that means helping him in the bathroom too.  Well he said he had to go to the bathroom and he needed help taking off his trousers.  But I thought it would be funny to play a practical joke on him.  I went in the bathroom helped him with that, but told him our son had left water on the seat an that I would wipe it up for him before sitting down.  I had put super glue on the toilet seat... I didnt think it would really work!!  Thats why I smothered a lot on there!.. I thought he would get stuck to it a little bit and then be able to pry himself off!  I feel so horrible!!!! IDK what to do.  He keeps yelling at me to get him off the seat. I was going to call the fire department, but he is yelling at me not to.. he says he doesn't want anyone to see him like that.  How can we get him off the seat?!

[rhope4]

In all seriousness, keep his pain meds close by, even if he is just taking something OTC. This will cause him to struggle even more and thus put him in more pain than he was in previously. Glad to see you have learned your lesson.

Quoting Anonymous:

oh my gosh.. I don't know what to do.. I tried the hairspray, then vinegar, and I tried pulling him off.. He says that hurts... he is sooo pissed at me right now.  I will never play a joke on him again..  This was a stupid stupid idea

[rhope4]

Agreed.

Quoting mattiehatter:

And next time I would suggest turning to google before turning to CM in this situation. Hopefully her DH will laugh about this eventually.

Quoting rhope4:

Agreed, and I tried to keep it as civil as I could, but this brought back memories of what I went through myself. I think she knows by now she messed up royally if this actually happened. I just thank God my husband didn't pull anything like this on me!

[moneysaver6]

Right. Because mature adults actually behave in this manner.

[mattiehatter]

How far are you from the nearest store that would sell polish remover? Go get some.

Quoting Anonymous:

oh my gosh.. I don't know what to do.. I tried the hairspray, then vinegar, and I tried pulling him off.. He says that hurts... he is sooo pissed at me right now.  I will never play a joke on him again..  This was a stupid stupid idea

[mom2ljh]

Make sure it's acetone. There are non-acetone nail polish removers which will not work.

Quoting mattiehatter:

How far are you from the nearest store that would sell polish remover? Go get some.

Quoting Anonymous:

oh my gosh.. I don't know what to do.. I tried the hairspray, then vinegar, and I tried pulling him off.. He says that hurts... he is sooo pissed at me right now.  I will never play a joke on him again..  This was a stupid stupid idea

[layawatling]

Hahahaha if only...

[mattiehatter]

Yes. I really need to go to bed, but I'm following this thread. Hey that rhymed!

Quoting mom2ljh:

Make sure it's acetone. There are non-acetone nail polish removers which will not work.

Quoting mattiehatter:

How far are you from the nearest store that would sell polish remover? Go get some.

Quoting Anonymous:

oh my gosh.. I don't know what to do.. I tried the hairspray, then vinegar, and I tried pulling him off.. He says that hurts... he is sooo pissed at me right now.  I will never play a joke on him again..  This was a stupid stupid idea

[Gardeningmom4]

Nail polish remover.

[Peytonsmommy310]

Bump for later this should be interesting/sad

[xtwistedxlovex]

I hope this is a joke. I've gotten superglue on my skin before and it felt like a chemical burn.

But here's a link in case you're serious.