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I told dh to go watch some porn.

Anonymous
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Personally, I don't like porn. It grosses me out. But, the last few years have been really stressful, and our sex life has been practically non-existent. Dh and I want to get back in the groove, but we're having trouble. I guess I'm kind of looking for him to sweep me off my feet and I think he forgot how. So... I told him to go watch some porn to get some ideas on what to do for me or even just movie clips. He looked excited. Lol

ETA- WHY is everyone assuming I'm looking for dh to romance me????? I'm not!!! I'm looking for a good freaking time. Let's get freaky is basically what I'm saying.
Posted by Anonymous on Feb. 5, 2013 at 11:13 AM
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MsMcWithey
by on Feb. 5, 2013 at 11:15 AM
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What ideas could he possibly get from porn? Nothing in a porno would sweep me off my feet.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Feb. 5, 2013 at 11:18 AM
When your sex life is non existent... Pretty much anything is better than nothing. I don't expect everyone to understand especially if they have never been through what I have.


Quoting MsMcWithey:

What ideas could he possibly get from porn? Nothing in a porno would sweep me off my feet.

frzmamaof4
by Silver Member on Feb. 5, 2013 at 11:19 AM
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Porn isn't gonna help him be more romantic and sweep you off your feet! Maybe he just needs to look up some romantic ideas that can lead up to sex, but not from porn. GL mama:-)
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Beautiful31mom
by on Feb. 5, 2013 at 11:20 AM
Ok then.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Feb. 5, 2013 at 11:20 AM
Unless he's watching the couples/romance category, then the only ideas he's going to get are jizzing on your face and giving you a mushroom stamp. Personally we both like porn, and it's fun to watch together.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Feb. 5, 2013 at 11:21 AM
What makes everyone think I'm looking for romance???? LOL


Quoting frzmamaof4:

Porn isn't gonna help him be more romantic and sweep you off your feet! Maybe he just needs to look up some romantic ideas that can lead up to sex, but not from porn. GL mama:-)

catrig
by Platinum Member on Feb. 5, 2013 at 11:21 AM

I admire your dedication to solving the problem, but I wonder if the solution to the problem won't just add fuel to the fire.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Feb. 5, 2013 at 11:22 AM
Mushroom stamp..... Lmao.


Quoting Anonymous:

Unless he's watching the couples/romance category, then the only ideas he's going to get are jizzing on your face and giving you a mushroom stamp. Personally we both like porn, and it's fun to watch together.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Feb. 5, 2013 at 11:22 AM
And then you complain that he watches porn more than wanting to sleep with you. Your fault of course for sending him off to it.
ashleyrenee24
by 2ne1 on Feb. 5, 2013 at 11:23 AM

You just want a good bang? If so, I understand. :)

Quoting Anonymous:

What makes everyone think I'm looking for romance???? LOL


Quoting frzmamaof4:

Porn isn't gonna help him be more romantic and sweep you off your feet! Maybe he just needs to look up some romantic ideas that can lead up to sex, but not from porn. GL mama:-)

 

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