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I told dh to go watch some porn.

Posted by Anonymous   + Show Post


Personally, I don't like porn. It grosses me out. But, the last few years have been really stressful, and our sex life has been practically non-existent. Dh and I want to get back in the groove, but we're having trouble. I guess I'm kind of looking for him to sweep me off my feet and I think he forgot how. So... I told him to go watch some porn to get some ideas on what to do for me or even just movie clips. He looked excited. Lol

ETA- WHY is everyone assuming I'm looking for dh to romance me????? I'm not!!! I'm looking for a good freaking time. Let's get freaky is basically what I'm saying.
Posted by Anonymous on Feb. 5, 2013 at 11:13 AM
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Raeann11
by Ruby Member on Feb. 5, 2013 at 11:24 AM

I would have my hubby watching Romance movies and saying this is what I would like. I am sorry but pron is not going to teach him to sweep me off my feet. It is the small things that lead up to feeling wanted and then it leads to more sex.

ashleyrenee24
by 2ne1 on Feb. 5, 2013 at 11:24 AM

What is that?

Quoting Anonymous:

Mushroom stamp..... Lmao.


Quoting Anonymous:

Unless he's watching the couples/romance category, then the only ideas he's going to get are jizzing on your face and giving you a mushroom stamp. Personally we both like porn, and it's fun to watch together.

 

sissykay78
by on Feb. 5, 2013 at 11:25 AM
Lmao!! I'm all for porn but if your wanting romance porn probably isn't the key. If your wanting anal or a facial its the way to go!
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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Feb. 5, 2013 at 11:26 AM
Well a penis looks like a mushroom, so it's when he takes his tally whacker an smacks you with it...


Quoting ashleyrenee24:

What is that?


Quoting Anonymous:

Mushroom stamp..... Lmao.



Quoting Anonymous:

Unless he's watching the couples/romance category, then the only ideas he's going to get are jizzing on your face and giving you a mushroom stamp. Personally we both like porn, and it's fun to watch together.


 


frzmamaof4
by Silver Member on Feb. 5, 2013 at 11:26 AM
Oh I thought you wanted romance too...lol! If you just want some crazy ass sex, porn is definitely your answer then:-)

Quoting Anonymous:

What makes everyone think I'm looking for romance???? LOL




Quoting frzmamaof4:

Porn isn't gonna help him be more romantic and sweep you off your feet! Maybe he just needs to look up some romantic ideas that can lead up to sex, but not from porn. GL mama:-)

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Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Feb. 5, 2013 at 11:27 AM
Right lol

Quoting MsMcWithey:

What ideas could he possibly get from porn? Nothing in a porno would sweep me off my feet.
ashleyrenee24
by 2ne1 on Feb. 5, 2013 at 11:27 AM

 Lmao!!!

Quoting Anonymous:

Well a penis looks like a mushroom, so it's when he takes his tally whacker an smacks you with it...


Quoting ashleyrenee24:

What is that?


Quoting Anonymous:

Mushroom stamp..... Lmao.



Quoting Anonymous:

Unless he's watching the couples/romance category, then the only ideas he's going to get are jizzing on your face and giving you a mushroom stamp. Personally we both like porn, and it's fun to watch together.


 


 

frzmamaof4
by Silver Member on Feb. 5, 2013 at 11:27 AM
That happens alot in this house even without sex...lol!

Quoting Anonymous:

Well a penis looks like a mushroom, so it's when he takes his tally whacker an smacks you with it...




Quoting ashleyrenee24:

What is that?



Quoting Anonymous:

Mushroom stamp..... Lmao.




Quoting Anonymous:

Unless he's watching the couples/romance category, then the only ideas he's going to get are jizzing on your face and giving you a mushroom stamp. Personally we both like porn, and it's fun to watch together.



 


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5PointedHuman
by Silver Member on Feb. 5, 2013 at 11:29 AM

Bad move :S

Tell him to torrent the PDF version of The Female Orgasm Black Book. It give amazing advise to men and is science based, not porno based.  

MsMcWithey
by on Feb. 5, 2013 at 11:30 AM
I personally would never allow my sex life to be nonexistent (sorry)... Isn't there anything else you can do? Like what if you got the kids to bed and did some prepping and then just seduced him and had your way with him? Wouldn't that help your situation? Sometimes men like it when the woman takes charge. I read sonewhere that sometimes couples get into a dry spell and the only way to fix it is to... JUST DO IT :)
You can even make a date to do it ahead of time and then let the anticipation build so you look forward to it :)


Quoting Anonymous:

When your sex life is non existent... Pretty much anything is better than nothing. I don't expect everyone to understand especially if they have never been through what I have.




Quoting MsMcWithey:

What ideas could he possibly get from porn? Nothing in a porno would sweep me off my feet.

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