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I told dh to go watch some porn.

Posted by Anonymous   + Show Post


Personally, I don't like porn. It grosses me out. But, the last few years have been really stressful, and our sex life has been practically non-existent. Dh and I want to get back in the groove, but we're having trouble. I guess I'm kind of looking for him to sweep me off my feet and I think he forgot how. So... I told him to go watch some porn to get some ideas on what to do for me or even just movie clips. He looked excited. Lol

ETA- WHY is everyone assuming I'm looking for dh to romance me????? I'm not!!! I'm looking for a good freaking time. Let's get freaky is basically what I'm saying.
Posted by Anonymous on Feb. 5, 2013 at 11:13 AM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 5 on Feb. 5, 2013 at 11:30 AM
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You said you wanted him to sweep you off your feet. That's why we think you want romance. Duh
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Feb. 5, 2013 at 11:30 AM
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Haha they think it's soooo funny.


Quoting frzmamaof4:

That happens alot in this house even without sex...lol!



Quoting Anonymous:

Well a penis looks like a mushroom, so it's when he takes his tally whacker an smacks you with it...






Quoting ashleyrenee24:

What is that?




Quoting Anonymous:

Mushroom stamp..... Lmao.





Quoting Anonymous:

Unless he's watching the couples/romance category, then the only ideas he's going to get are jizzing on your face and giving you a mushroom stamp. Personally we both like porn, and it's fun to watch together.




 



MsMcWithey
by on Feb. 5, 2013 at 11:31 AM
Lol here too!!! Idk why, but I think it's hilarious lol

Quoting frzmamaof4:

That happens alot in this house even without sex...lol!



Quoting Anonymous:

Well a penis looks like a mushroom, so it's when he takes his tally whacker an smacks you with it...






Quoting ashleyrenee24:

What is that?




Quoting Anonymous:

Mushroom stamp..... Lmao.





Quoting Anonymous:

Unless he's watching the couples/romance category, then the only ideas he's going to get are jizzing on your face and giving you a mushroom stamp. Personally we both like porn, and it's fun to watch together.




 


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EmilysMom2010
by Ruby Member on Feb. 5, 2013 at 11:31 AM
Sounds like its time for YOU to look at some porn. Search what you think you like. Look around and send the links to your husband. I bet he would love that!
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SterlingHeart
by on Feb. 5, 2013 at 11:32 AM

i get it --- if he watches and trys stuff he sees --- you don't have to actually ask him to do it.... it just happens and all is hot, happy and orgasmic LOL  

Quoting Anonymous:

When your sex life is non existent... Pretty much anything is better than nothing. I don't expect everyone to understand especially if they have never been through what I have.


Quoting MsMcWithey:

What ideas could he possibly get from porn? Nothing in a porno would sweep me off my feet.


SterlingHeart

"these ramblings courtesy of a mom over 40"

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Feb. 5, 2013 at 11:34 AM
You're a smart cookie ;)


Quoting SterlingHeart:

i get it --- if he watches and trys stuff he sees --- you don't have to actually ask him to do it.... it just happens and all is hot, happy and orgasmic LOL  

Quoting Anonymous:

When your sex life is non existent... Pretty much anything is better than nothing. I don't expect everyone to understand especially if they have never been through what I have.





Quoting MsMcWithey:

What ideas could he possibly get from porn? Nothing in a porno would sweep me off my feet.




Anonymous
by Anonymous 6 on Feb. 5, 2013 at 11:35 AM
Does he really need to watch porn to just get freaky with you? Why? It's all fake moaning and goofy faces, can you not just get freaky with each other in ways that you like? Try new things. Write down things you want done to you and he writes down things he wants done to him then draw the papers out of a bowl then do those freaky things with each other. No talking, just doing.
I can't imagine that porn will give him a guide as to what to do,maybe neither of you knows what to do to each other and the only way to fix that is by communicating your needs and wants.
Really, how freaky is it if it is planned out like that? Whenhe is thinking of what happened next in the pornhe watched?
frzmamaof4
by Silver Member on Feb. 5, 2013 at 11:36 AM
Same here...lmao!!

Quoting MsMcWithey:

Lol here too!!! Idk why, but I think it's hilarious lol



Quoting frzmamaof4:

That happens alot in this house even without sex...lol!





Quoting Anonymous:

Well a penis looks like a mushroom, so it's when he takes his tally whacker an smacks you with it...








Quoting ashleyrenee24:

What is that?





Quoting Anonymous:

Mushroom stamp..... Lmao.






Quoting Anonymous:

Unless he's watching the couples/romance category, then the only ideas he's going to get are jizzing on your face and giving you a mushroom stamp. Personally we both like porn, and it's fun to watch together.





 


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SterlingHeart
by on Feb. 5, 2013 at 1:04 PM

i agree it can feel odd to actually say what you want when your thinking they should already know... sex to me isn't rocket science --  with some men there is that no need for words intense chemistry that is on the edge of animal --- then there is a more sedate relationship where sex is good but it almost feels like your in the lead and if your like me -- you rather not be LOL 

Quoting Anonymous:

You're a smart cookie ;)


Quoting SterlingHeart:

i get it --- if he watches and trys stuff he sees --- you don't have to actually ask him to do it.... it just happens and all is hot, happy and orgasmic LOL  

Quoting Anonymous:

When your sex life is non existent... Pretty much anything is better than nothing. I don't expect everyone to understand especially if they have never been through what I have.





Quoting MsMcWithey:

What ideas could he possibly get from porn? Nothing in a porno would sweep me off my feet.





SterlingHeart

"these ramblings courtesy of a mom over 40"

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Feb. 5, 2013 at 1:10 PM
LOL exactly!!!!!!


Quoting SterlingHeart:

i agree it can feel odd to actually say what you want when your thinking they should already know... sex to me isn't rocket science --  with some men there is that no need for words intense chemistry that is on the edge of animal --- then there is a more sedate relationship where sex is good but it almost feels like your in the lead and if your like me -- you rather not be LOL 

Quoting Anonymous:

You're a smart cookie ;)





Quoting SterlingHeart:

i get it --- if he watches and trys stuff he sees --- you don't have to actually ask him to do it.... it just happens and all is hot, happy and orgasmic LOL  

Quoting Anonymous:

When your sex life is non existent... Pretty much anything is better than nothing. I don't expect everyone to understand especially if they have never been through what I have.








Quoting MsMcWithey:

What ideas could he possibly get from porn? Nothing in a porno would sweep me off my feet.








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