I had to pick up a check from a friend (I had loaned her money to pay a portion of her hospital bill, she was paying me back). While we were talking, my baby got fussy so I got her out of the car seat and was standing outside talking to my friend and her boyfriend. When they left, I decided I'd feed her before I made the trip to the bank. I climbed in the driver seat (car keys still in my pocket) and started feeding her. I saw a lady watching me get in the car, she did have a cell phone in her hand so I assume it was her.
Not even 2 minutes later cops pull in, lights flashing, and one pulls in the spot in front of me and one parks in the aisle behind me.
I got asked a million and one questions, told me someone called and said I was about to drive away with a baby in my lap, I told them my keys were in my back pocket and I was just feeding her, they looked to make sure my baby had a rear facing seat installed, told me to take my time feeding her, and they went back to their cars laughing.