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Bartholin cyst....FML. F%8; it...might as well name it! Update on page 8! Another update pg 8.

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Let's just fucking name the bitch since doctors refuse to lance/drain her....so ladies....help me pick a fucking name? Lol. I am on hydro's for pain (it isn't helping...just making me feel stupid) and antibiotics (that she obviously likes because instead of getting smaller...she is fucking growing!). I've had this thing since Jan 17th and have tried every kind of home remedy possible to rid of it. Nothing worked. I've been to the ER and they sent me home with antibio's and pain meds. The only doctor in our town makes appointments by the day only and I have yet to catch them with an open spot. Tomorrow, I will try again, but if I can't get in I am going to stab the fucking thing with a knife and drain it myself!!! I am tired of being in pain and its to the point now where I can hardly walk.
Posted by Anonymous on Feb. 6, 2013 at 12:27 AM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Feb. 6, 2013 at 12:33 AM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Feb. 6, 2013 at 12:34 AM
Have tried a acv in water bath and then rub some coconut.oil after you get out?
3_girls_86
by Ruby Member on Feb. 6, 2013 at 12:34 AM
I'm sorry.
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Cheribomb
by Gold Member on Feb. 6, 2013 at 12:34 AM
Did er say it was a Bartholin cyst? Sure it isn't staph
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diana1481
by Silver Member on Feb. 6, 2013 at 12:34 AM
I have a ganglion cyst that I drain myself. Idk what a bartholin cyst is.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Feb. 6, 2013 at 12:35 AM
Then hers was a regular cyst. Not a bartholin cyst. But still...was her abcessed(sp?)


Quoting Anonymous:

My dd had one near her privates. Huge. She was given no pain meds

ashleywagoner
by Bronze Member on Feb. 6, 2013 at 12:35 AM
Sorry girl:(
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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Feb. 6, 2013 at 12:36 AM
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Oh hahaha funny. lol. I keep wanting to name her Betty...lol.


Quoting sweetmomma326:

Name it Big Bertha.


Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Feb. 6, 2013 at 12:39 AM
Painful as crap. The ER said they couldn't lance it because it was infected....they are idiots. The infection doesn't usually go away until it IS lanced. No...not normally something that is okay to do on your own....but if they won't fucking do it...I WILL. The pain of lancing it myself would be worth it in the long run. I can hardly even walk now!


Quoting motherslove82:

I don't know what it is. Why won't they lance it? Is it something you could do yourself?

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Feb. 6, 2013 at 12:41 AM
Yes. It is NOT staph.


Quoting Cheribomb:

Did er say it was a Bartholin cyst? Sure it isn't staph

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