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S/O...PET NAMES FOR YOUR VAJAYJAY, LOL (warning some may be offended/pics)

Posted by on Feb. 6, 2013 at 10:24 PM
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 Bearded Clam
 Vagina
 Soft Shelled Tuna Taco
 Camel Toe
 Slit

  Front bottom

  Flower

  Kitty

  Bajingo

  Foo-foo

  Hoo-hee

  Hoo-hoo 

  Wizard’s sleeve

  Cum bucket

 Chasm of doom

 The abyss

 The grandest canyon

 Juicebox

 Pink taco

 Handwarmer

 Cock socket

Mum’s glovebox

 Tampon tunnel

Meat flap

French fry dip

 Penis fly trap 

 Stench trench

Cave of wonders

 Bearded oyster

 Pink canoe

 Pink fortress

 Soggy box

 Baby cannon

Hippo’s yawn

 Clunge

 Clout

 Chuff

 Fanny

 Gash

 Beef curtains

 Pish flaps

 Muff

 Vag

Honey Pot

Fingerhut

Pit

Hoo-hee

  Mini

  Downstairs

  Girlie parts/bits

  Nun / Nuun (from TOWIE apparently)

  Vajayjay (Oprah uses it at least. I can’t speak on behalf of the rest of womankind.)

 Cum Dumpster
 Fuzzy Taco
 Air Pipe
  Beaver
 Tuna Town
 Punani
 Puntang
 ECD
 Sweaty Love Box
 Coochie
 Stabin' Cabin
 Muff
 Peach
 Snake Pit
Holster
 Snatch
. Chonch
Pinoché
. Hatchet Wound
 Stinky Pink
. Small Aquatic Animal
. Fetus Factory
 Pudunda
 Arm Sleeves
 Finger Warmer
. Bottle Holder
 Anal Alternative
. Susan
 Land Down Under
 Joy Trail
. Tunnel of Love
 Crotch Sink
Sex
. Nappy Dugout
 Fur Pipe
 Flitter
 Dinner
 Meat Tunnel
 Hole
 Gash (Bleeding)
. Roast Beef
. Penis Coffin
 Flower Bud
 Pin Cushion
 Velvet-Lined Meat Wallet
 Cooter
 Fur Burger
. Fuzzy Credit Card
 Pee-Pee
 Miss Flappy
Mr. Happy's Flappy Garage
 Texas Tunnel
 Front Butt
 Penis Fly Trap
. Red Snapper
 Trouser Trout
 Panty Perch
 Box
 Money Maker
 Sideways Smile
 Hair Pie
 Abyss
 Black Hole
 Skirt Scampi
 Beef Curtains
 Funnel
 Cherry Pie
 Cherry
 Penis Warmer
 Microwave
 Womanhood
 Mace
 Fat Fold
 Split Tail
. Female Genitalia

 Jiz Creek
 One E One Horned Flying Purple Penis Eater One E Monster's Cave
 Sheath
 Plump Pink Penis Cushion.

Hot Pocket

 Cum Muffler

 Weiner Wagon
 Weiner Getter Wetter
 Pink Void (get it?)
 Pink Penis Caddie
 Cum Sponge
 Cum Catcher
 Mound
 Moist Monkey Mauler
 Devil's Ditch
 Pike Purse
 Quarry
Carp Carnival
 Fish Farm
 Skinner
 Hole
 Slime Well
 Humpadelic Hymen
 Can
 Tampon Tamer
 Daddy's Dead End
 Pink Room
 Penis Receptacle
 Oval Office
Flapper
 TLU
 Lasagna Lips
 Bean
 Hallway
 Panty Puppet
 Tuna Melt
 Penis Garage
 Ball Backboard
 Porch
 Yeast Factory
 Yeast Infection Connection
 Chatterbox
Box-on-the-Jack
 Limpy's Hump Palace
 Pinochtitlán
 Meatball Sub Tub

Fertilization Plantation
 Park & Ride
 Slip & SLide
 Love Muffin
 Hawaiian Hairball
 Ilocks and the Three Hairs.
 Zilla
 Cubby Hole
 Semen Locker
 Apron
 Bone Collector
 Grassy Knoll
 Fancy
 The Mouth
 One E Al's Beef Corral
 Duck Billed Fatapuss Rubber Rimmed Romper Room
 Masturbation Contingency Plan
 Tar Pit
 Sock
Pelvis Furby
 Sperm Jacuzzi
Horny Harry's Hobby Hole
 Knuckle

 Ho Chi Minh Trail
 Yellow Prick Road
 Great Red Ravine
 Holiest of Holies
 Penis Piñata
 The Other White Meat
Baby Vending Machine
 Toothless Grin
 One Eye's Wonder Hole
 Purple Headed Party Shack
 Penis Parking Lot
 Pimp's Paycheck
 Glory Hole
 Uteran Hatch
 Watertight Door
 Horny Halo
 Gonorrhea Gainer
Tinkle Bird
 Chlamydia Canal
 Right Of Passage
 Long Wanger Hanger
 Pretty Little Penis Purse
 Snuffleufapuss
 Trophey Recepticle
 Main Vein Drain
Pink Penis Pooker
 Purple Headed Pit Stop
 Spunk Bucket
 Organ Formally Known as 
 Port of Entry
 Errection Correction Trench
 ECF
 Clit Crate
 Royal Envelope (RSE)
 Eager Mating Canal (EDMC)
 Lunch Box
 Inni
 Velvet Underground
 Big Berthat
 Cooze
 Quim
Extremely Durable Penis Orifice
 Fun Bag
 Lovin' Oven
 Penis Slide
 Pride Land
 Crank Case
Douche Caboose
 Sausage Delivery Orifice
 Clam Flavored Pothole
 Nut Cam
 Mama Joe
Next to the Butt Nut Hut
 Pot Pie
 Fuzzy Grape
 Buried Treasure
 Shrimp Bed
 Cozy
 Warm Apple Pie
 Honey Pot
 Bloomin' Onion
 The Q
 Pee-Wee Grinder
 Bloody Mary
 Furry Flounder
 Bald Eagle
 Chang-Chang
 Whisker Bisket
 Muscle
 Rabbit Hole
 Snoop Nappy Snatch
 Hairy Dime Slot
 Skanky Hood
 Landing Strip
 Shaft Alley
 Cunny
 Kiki
 Church Box
 Sperm Bank
 Meat Drapes
 Misty Crevice
 Knuckle

 Snake Ranch

you still would2 50 Great Names for Vagina

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Mazi184
by Platinum Member on Feb. 6, 2013 at 10:26 PM
I didn't see roast beef curtains.
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Sassy762
by CAFE SASSY HBIC on Feb. 6, 2013 at 10:28 PM

It said Beef Curtains and Meat Flap in the black print, lol

Quoting Mazi184:

I didn't see roast beef curtains.


Mazi184
by Platinum Member on Feb. 6, 2013 at 10:29 PM
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Oh, lol well i just skimmed butI suppose those are suitable variations :P



Quoting Sassy762:

It said Beef Curtains and Meat Flap in the black print, lol

Quoting Mazi184:

I didn't see roast beef curtains.


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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Feb. 6, 2013 at 10:29 PM
What about Poon!!!
Supervane
by Ruby Member on Feb. 6, 2013 at 10:31 PM
I like saying vag
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Feb. 6, 2013 at 10:31 PM

i didn't read through the whole list but dh calls mine his holster lol

bustybee
by Buzz Lightyear on Feb. 6, 2013 at 10:31 PM
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lol. SOOOOO many!

cLanief
by Ruby Member on Feb. 6, 2013 at 10:32 PM
Poon... who-ha.. girly bits... My son calls it a vasagna.
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misskriss10
by Ruby Member on Feb. 6, 2013 at 10:33 PM
lmoa I'm crying after reading all of these.
cLanief
by Ruby Member on Feb. 6, 2013 at 10:33 PM
I've heard cock holster...


Quoting Anonymous:

i didn't read through the whole list but dh calls mine his holster lol


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