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Oh the things we say as parents...

Posted by on Feb. 6, 2013 at 11:18 PM
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Not only did we never imagine saying them, but I (at least) never realized how nonchalantly they could be said...

As if "Stop brushing your hair with an alligator" weren't  an absurd statement for one to utter...lol

by on Feb. 6, 2013 at 11:18 PM
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bcoll
by Brandi on Feb. 6, 2013 at 11:25 PM

bump

bcoll
by Brandi on Feb. 6, 2013 at 11:25 PM

lol

JakesMom712
by Ruby Member on Feb. 6, 2013 at 11:27 PM
Stop licking the dog or don't play with your poo.

Lol
Sometimes you just gotta laugh
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Fields456
by Ruby Member on Feb. 6, 2013 at 11:28 PM
I can't even think of all the crazy things I have said over the last 6-7 years but there have been some crazy ones !!!!!
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forgottenluv
by on Feb. 6, 2013 at 11:28 PM

 stop licking the walls, dog, floor etc .

chamamahaha
by Platinum Member on Feb. 6, 2013 at 11:29 PM
I told my daughter aww sounds like your getting a stuffy nose just think of all those yummy sticky boogers ur nose is making right now, her face was priceless
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Alliemad_3
by on Feb. 6, 2013 at 11:36 PM
1 mom liked this
"Stop licking Chloe's Elmo. Here...lick your own Elmo..."
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SillySally83
by on Feb. 6, 2013 at 11:38 PM

You are not a dog, its rude to smell people's butts.

morrigan914
by Platinum Member on Feb. 6, 2013 at 11:39 PM
Get your butt out of your brothers face. I say that one way to often.

bi-polarmommy
by on Feb. 6, 2013 at 11:40 PM

 please do not put my bra on your head, you are not a super hero, and even if you were, they dont wear bras on their heads

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