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I honestly believe my masturbating killed my beta fish

Anonymous
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I had a beta fish for about 6 months. I fed him very little. I cleaned his water with purified water. I went to my room to masturbate. I came out and he was dead. (He's on my kitchen table in his bowl)

I got a new one so my daughter wouldn't notice. This was a few days ago.

Today I masturbated again and went to go into the shower but went to my kitchen for a bottle of water. The new fish was dead.

It's always after I masturbate. I'm not kidding. I sound like a troll but a few of you are on my fb and know how much my daughter and I talk about her fish and take pics. And yes 90% of people masturbate so its not that far fetched.

I think God is punishing me for sinning. :(

Now I need a new fish before my baby girl gets home!!!
Posted by Anonymous on Feb. 7, 2013 at 4:26 PM
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Humanoid
by OMGmirxx on Feb. 7, 2013 at 4:27 PM
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OMG the irony haha

kidlover2
by on Feb. 7, 2013 at 4:27 PM
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I'm so glad you figured this out before you murder again.
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Litlmama87
by Platinum Member on Feb. 7, 2013 at 4:28 PM
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I want to tell you to get another one and try again, but I feel morbid & perverted.
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cerainwondrland
by Bronze Member on Feb. 7, 2013 at 4:28 PM
I'm speechless O.O
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lilfishbigocean
by on Feb. 7, 2013 at 4:28 PM

o.O

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Feb. 7, 2013 at 4:28 PM
I don't want to kill another. :/ I'm seriously traumatized. I can't even eat.

Quoting Litlmama87:

I want to tell you to get another one and try again, but I feel morbid & perverted.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Feb. 7, 2013 at 4:29 PM
Yeah me too. I feel sick.

Quoting kidlover2:

I'm so glad you figured this out before you murder again.
AllofFive19
by Ruby Member on Feb. 7, 2013 at 4:30 PM
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For the love of all things holy, don't masturbate again. LOL

sabriniamarie
by on Feb. 7, 2013 at 4:30 PM
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lol this made my dad (not kidding) make sure you masturbate again before getting another fish :p

celestegood
by Ruby Member on Feb. 7, 2013 at 4:30 PM
First off, Wha???? Good luck. I am so confused.
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