It's basically when your crotch swells when you're pregnant either because of pressure from the baby, or vericose veins down there. I am 33 weeks pregnant, and my 'cheeseburger crotch' is absolutely the most excruciating pain aside from actual childbirth i have ever felt. I had one son before this, and never even knew this condition existed. I called and talked to the nurse at my OB clinic and my mom who is also an RN, and they both didn't seem too concerned about it. I have an appointment with my Dr. on Tuesday, So, i'll ask her about it then. Anyways, my main concern right now is the pain!! I can barely even walk. Has anyone of you had this awful condition while preggers? If so, is there anything you did to ease the pain?