You go to pick a tiny piece of nail, or a hangnail, and you RIP HALF YOUR FUCKING NAIL OFF.
Okay. You go!
Okay. You go!
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on Feb. 7, 2013 at 11:31 PM
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You have bird shit on your windshield and no wiper fluid left.
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on Feb. 7, 2013 at 11:32 PM
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You've been studying for a test and want to review your notes and realize, once you've already gotten to school, that your notes are at home on the counter. #collegeproblems
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Your holding your dd on your hip and realize that moist feeling is FECES allover your arm from a diaper blowout...oh yeah me today
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When you're running through the house with your kid and you stub your pinky toe!!!!!! Did that the other day and actually took skin off and cut my nail in half. Ouch!!!!
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on Feb. 7, 2013 at 11:33 PM
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That somebody put the EMPTY bottle of coffee creamer back in the fridge .....after you've brewed a cup.
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You text somethng inappropriate to your ex because hisbname and your dh's name are right beside each other
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on Feb. 7, 2013 at 11:34 PM
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Jerks!
Quoting Charliesmommy11:
That somebody put the EMPTY bottle of coffee creamer back in the fridge .....after you've brewed a cup.
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You crawl in bed and get comfortable and THEN have to pee.
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And since you've already triggered the washer, your crappy windshield wipers spread it all over, making it worse than it originally was......
Quoting epoh:
You have bird shit on your windshield and no wiper fluid left.
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on Feb. 7, 2013 at 11:30 PM