And I Procreated with him........edited.....UPDATE!
So SO has had a few drinks tonight.....who am I kidding, he's drop dead drunk, and in his my-judgement-isn't-clouded state, he decided to test his manliness by letting 5 guys punch him in the face, on the same side. And now I'm pretty sure his jaw is fractured. So I get to stay up another hour to make sure he can wake up eventually. I'm pretty sure he will. Damn, I do not have the patience for this amount of stupid tonight.
On the plus side, Giggles was hilarious.
I'd like to add that this didn't happen at my house or around my children.
He has to have his jaw wired shut and his face looks hilarious right now from the swelling in his face. He has to get a hold of the oral surgeon in the next couple of days to get it set up.