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Dorks having sex. Tmi but LOL

Anonymous
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So we decided to spice things up last night. I gave dh a bj and let him finish on my chest, but it felt soo weird I started giggling which killed his fun. He decided to return the favor by going down town, which I never let him do since he is SO bad at it. I gave him clear instructions and he was doing SOOo good I was soooo happy... Until, he sat up for a second and I felt a drip on my leg. He got a nose bleed while down there. I looked like I had started my cycle!

I was able to hold the laughter in until I was in the shower cleaning up, but oh our "sexy" night was HOT wouldn't you say?
Posted by Anonymous on Feb. 10, 2013 at 9:01 AM
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Mrs.Blake12
by Bronze Member on Feb. 10, 2013 at 9:02 AM
Yikes that sucks
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ladysamanda
by on Feb. 10, 2013 at 9:02 AM
Woah lol. How long u been together?
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itextndrive
by on Feb. 10, 2013 at 9:02 AM

fun times!

HistoryNutty
by Ruby Member on Feb. 10, 2013 at 9:03 AM
So hot it induces nosebleeds!
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Feb. 10, 2013 at 9:03 AM
6 years. Lol very vanilla which gets the job done most times.


Quoting ladysamanda:

Woah lol. How long u been together?

Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Feb. 10, 2013 at 9:04 AM
Hahaha! I can totally relate though. DH and I are so awkward at times and we have the best stories because of it ;)
Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Feb. 10, 2013 at 9:16 AM
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Lmao! That's too funny. SO and I are just as dorky. We were in the middle of hot sex and it was sooo good. He's getting close to cumming and out of no where he rips a big fart! O M G I wanted to bust out laughing! He didn't stop and I held in my laughter so he could finish. When he finally came...omg....we.both busted up laughing. And I was gasping for air cuz his fart stunk. He apologized and said that fart came out of no where. Lol!
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Feb. 10, 2013 at 9:18 AM
Eh it happens. Still had fun :) And shit he showed he CAN do it right when I'm specific, so things can only improve right?


Quoting Mrs.Blake12:

Yikes that sucks

ilovemykids323
by on Feb. 10, 2013 at 9:19 AM

 lol

mysticalmalissa
by Platinum Member on Feb. 10, 2013 at 9:22 AM
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LOL...Doggy style and pussy farts, kills the mood with laughter every time!

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