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What's the grossest thing your kid (s) have ever done?

Anonymous
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I figured this would be funny topic.  I'll start:  

My first son at poop off the toilet, thinking it was chocolate.  He started crying right away and never did that again, lol.  Oh, and he once ate rock hard bread out of the garbage before I could stop him. BLECH~

When I was a kid, I was nasty NASTY (and very embarrassed about it as an adult).  Since I'm anon I'll tell that tale.  I had a "booger wall" where I would put all my loughies and boogers.  It was HORRIBLE.  At one point I was embarrassed and put posters over it but my mom still had to hire someone to scrape it off the walls when I moved out for the first time.  I was SOOOOO ashamed of myself by that time.  My poor mom.

What are your stories? 

Posted by Anonymous on Feb. 10, 2013 at 7:02 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Feb. 17, 2013 at 2:57 PM

BUMP!

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Mar. 2, 2013 at 10:18 PM

BUMP!

armywifey26
by Krissy on Mar. 2, 2013 at 10:20 PM

My middle child took off her diaper during nap time and ate her poop. And liked it! 

armywifey26
by Krissy on Mar. 2, 2013 at 10:21 PM

Oh, and I was caught eating dog ticks when I was a baby. You know the ones that are big and fat? Not the tiny black ones 

ETA with pic


jules8289
by on Mar. 2, 2013 at 10:21 PM

 Had a friend who's daughter ate the cats liter. Ewww. My grandson used to eat out of the garbage when he was a toddler. lol 

MalakbelLacuna
by on Mar. 2, 2013 at 10:21 PM

I cant really think of anything really gross they have done. Im sure there was something but my mind is blank right now.

JessT5280
by MileHigh Mom on Mar. 2, 2013 at 10:23 PM

My son eats his boogers. It's disgusting. 

waffa
by on Mar. 2, 2013 at 10:24 PM

projectile vomiting into my face when dd was about 9 mo's old; she wasn't feeling well, so I picked her up, held her in front of my face, and you get the picture

buttercup627
by Platinum Member on Mar. 2, 2013 at 10:24 PM
Ticks or treats ? Just for clarification lol


Quoting armywifey26:

Oh, and I was caught eating dog ticks when I was a baby. You know the ones that are big and fat? Not the tiny black ones 


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armywifey26
by Krissy on Mar. 2, 2013 at 10:25 PM

Ticks. Had blood dripping off of my chin and everything

Quoting buttercup627:

Ticks or treats ? Just for clarification lol


Quoting armywifey26:

Oh, and I was caught eating dog ticks when I was a baby. You know the ones that are big and fat? Not the tiny black ones 



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