What's the grossest thing your kid (s) have ever done?
I figured this would be funny topic. I'll start:
My first son at poop off the toilet, thinking it was chocolate. He started crying right away and never did that again, lol. Oh, and he once ate rock hard bread out of the garbage before I could stop him. BLECH~
When I was a kid, I was nasty NASTY (and very embarrassed about it as an adult). Since I'm anon I'll tell that tale. I had a "booger wall" where I would put all my loughies and boogers. It was HORRIBLE. At one point I was embarrassed and put posters over it but my mom still had to hire someone to scrape it off the walls when I moved out for the first time. I was SOOOOO ashamed of myself by that time. My poor mom.
What are your stories?