Families and especially wives that do not **gasp** fart in....

[Anonymous]

Front of eachother are not happy.
Seriously, if you are not comfortable enough to fart around family you have major problems!!!!!!
I really have alot of concerns with women who tell me they do not fart in front of their so/dh/df/bf...

[MommyTo5Boys]

If I gotta fart, I fart. But then again I live in a house full of boys so that's the norm around here! 

[mcclainprincess]

Hahaha.. So its ok for the husband to see you shoot a baby out of your vagina but he can never hear you fart???

[themissheather]

My guard has come down quite a bit after giving birth. I figured since he was there for that and the cleanup after, then a little fart here or there won't hurt.

[mich.el.le]

Well, thanks for telling me. I'll go get counseling now, maybe some antidepressants too.

[bustybee]

I just think it so formal to not fart/burp etc in front of your family. they ar natural body functions

[kyuteangl88]

That's strange, my SO and I are very happy and I don't fart in front of him, it's not ladylike.

[slayerslegacy]

I really don't see the correlation.

[rebeccab1966]

We're farters, but I have a friend who will fart anytime, anyplace, anywhere.  Restaurants, airports, chuch, you name it.  She said its too painful to hold it in.

[Anonymous]

This. Passing gas is not sexy.

Quoting Anonymous:

actually, our relationship is better for it. if he wanted a woman who acted like a man, hed marry a man. i keep it mysterious and lady like. he dosnt know when i fart, burp, and has no idea when i take a shit.

[Anonymous]

Same here. NO ONE hears my bodily functions.

Quoting Anonymous:

I dont fart in front of anyone.   I go to the bathroom if I got to.   That is how I was raised.