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Families and especially wives that do not **gasp** fart in....

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Front of eachother are not happy.
Seriously, if you are not comfortable enough to fart around family you have major problems!!!!!!
I really have alot of concerns with women who tell me they do not fart in front of their so/dh/df/bf...
Posted by Anonymous on Feb. 12, 2013 at 8:48 PM
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MommyTo5Boys
by Silver Member on Feb. 12, 2013 at 8:53 PM

If I gotta fart, I fart. But then again I live in a house full of boys so that's the norm around here! 





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mcclainprincess
by on Feb. 12, 2013 at 8:53 PM
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Hahaha.. So its ok for the husband to see you shoot a baby out of your vagina but he can never hear you fart???
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themissheather
by Gold Member on Feb. 12, 2013 at 8:53 PM
My guard has come down quite a bit after giving birth. I figured since he was there for that and the cleanup after, then a little fart here or there won't hurt.
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mich.el.le
by on Feb. 12, 2013 at 8:54 PM

Well, thanks for telling me. I'll go get counseling now, maybe some antidepressants too.

bustybee
by Buzz Lightyear on Feb. 12, 2013 at 8:54 PM

I just think it so formal to not fart/burp etc in front of your family. they ar natural body functions

kyuteangl88
by on Feb. 12, 2013 at 8:54 PM
That's strange, my SO and I are very happy and I don't fart in front of him, it's not ladylike.
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slayerslegacy
by Bronze Member on Feb. 12, 2013 at 8:54 PM
I really don't see the correlation.
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rebeccab1966
by Gold Member on Feb. 12, 2013 at 8:54 PM

We're farters, but I have a friend who will fart anytime, anyplace, anywhere.  Restaurants, airports, chuch, you name it.  She said its too painful to hold it in.

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Feb. 12, 2013 at 8:55 PM
This. Passing gas is not sexy.

Quoting Anonymous:

actually, our relationship is better for it. if he wanted a woman who acted like a man, hed marry a man. i keep it mysterious and lady like. he dosnt know when i fart, burp, and has no idea when i take a shit.

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Feb. 12, 2013 at 8:55 PM
Same here. NO ONE hears my bodily functions.


Quoting Anonymous:

I dont fart in front of anyone.   I go to the bathroom if I got to.   That is how I was raised.  


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