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Today I didn't do it...

Posted by on Feb. 14, 2013 at 12:13 AM
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A man came home from work and found his 5 children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn around garden, The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and no sign of the dog, walking in the door, he found …an even bigger mess.

A lamp had been knocked over, the throw rug was against one wall, In the front room the TV was on loudly with the cartoon channel, the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor.

Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls. As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel… She looked up at him, smiled and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, ‘What happened here today?’ She again smiled and answered, ‘You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world do I do all day?…

”Yes,” was his incredulous reply..
She answered, ‘Well, today I didn’t do it.’

I read this on FB and lol'd because it so true...


by on Feb. 14, 2013 at 12:13 AM
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HippiePotpie
by on Feb. 14, 2013 at 12:17 AM

Bump

HippiePotpie
by on Feb. 14, 2013 at 12:17 AM

BUMP!

AustynsMommy4
by Member on Feb. 14, 2013 at 12:20 AM
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Love this!! Read it the first time several years ago!!!
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Goofygadget
by on Feb. 14, 2013 at 12:21 AM
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Lmao, cute!
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MsCherry10
by on Feb. 14, 2013 at 12:42 AM
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This is awesome!

MsCherry10
by on Feb. 14, 2013 at 12:42 AM
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BUMP!

HippiePotpie
by on Feb. 14, 2013 at 12:44 AM

Thanks!

Quoting MsCherry10:

BUMP!


mommysangelface
by Emerald Member on Feb. 14, 2013 at 12:45 AM
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thats awesome

littlesippycup
by Ruby Member on Feb. 14, 2013 at 12:47 AM
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LOL!

SissyAnn141
by Gold Member on Feb. 14, 2013 at 12:47 AM
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